A glass table looks like a Syrian battlefield filled with smoke.

　　The master looked unfriendly, the uncle smiled, and Shen Hong secretly swallowed his saliva.

　　I asked tentatively, feeling hopeless: "How about we start eating?"

　　Master glanced at me and took the lead in picking up his chopsticks.

　　The first chopsticks picked up the best-cooked crab cake.

　　My uncle followed closely behind and was about to pick up a simple version of the fried shrimp I had just invented, but my master blocked his chopsticks without leaving a trace.

　　The master grinded his back teeth and continued to pick up the crab cakes.

　　The plate was pushed away by Master again.

　　The uncle-master tried to grab a piece of tempura shrimp with lightning speed.

　　The master simply pulled the entire plate away.

　　I:……

　　Are you playing house here?

　　The uncle looked at his master with a sullen expression, and finally compromised and picked up a crystal shrimp dumpling made by Su Qianlu.

　　This time, the master didn't stop him.

　　The uncle who had eaten the first bite of rice was so moved that he burst into tears, "Xiao Jiu'er, where did you get these shrimp dumplings? Which store did you buy them from... cough cough!"

　　Before he could finish his words, his master accurately stuffed a mouthful of three fresh fish into his mouth with his chopsticks. "Who allowed you to call her like that? It's disrespectful to the elders."

　　The master said coldly, "If it tastes good, eat more."

　　I didn't understand, but I was shocked.

　　Is there really nothing wrong with the relationship between you two brothers?

　　Also, as the head of the sect, where is your steady and calm personality dressed in black?

　　I smiled awkwardly, "Uh, it was made by a good friend of my disciple. I wanted to bring some of her food for Master to try today, because I really don't know how to make complicated food, and she happens to be good at it, so I thought if I could..."

　　Master interrupted me, his glass-colored eyes were clear and shallow, "Hengyue Mountain only has you."

　　I:……

　　Fortunately, I didn't have any expectations of Heng Yueshan accepting another disciple from the beginning.

　　Chen Hong lived up to the brainwashing I had fed him along the way, "Master, we at Lingyue Mountain are in need of a cook."

　　The uncle thought for less than two seconds and said, "Okay, why not transfer Ling Yueshan here? Since she is Xiao Jiu'er's friend, she must be a good person, not to mention a cook. I will go to the outer sect tomorrow to accept her as a disciple, and she will be Hong'er's junior sister."

　　When the three words "Xiao Jiu'er" came out, the chopsticks in Master's hand snapped and broke into two pieces.

　　The uncle shuddered and said with an embarrassed look, "My nephew's friend must be good. It would be good for Hong'er to learn from him."

　　It seems that the master uncle is really resentful of Chen Hong's craftsmanship.

　　I put down my chopsticks in a daze. I didn't expect things to go so smoothly. "Thank you, Master."

　　The uncle waved his hand, and while the master was pursing his lips to look at me, he quickly picked up a crab cake, raised his chin and glanced at the master, looking very proud.

　　Seeing that I was happy, Master snorted, but ultimately said nothing more. He picked up a pair of clean chopsticks from the table and started eating the shrimp cakes.

　　After eating and drinking, it’s time for dessert.

　　I brought out my improved goat milk cake and goat milk molten beans like a treasure.

　　The Master's sullen expression softened a little, and he slowly took a spoonful.

　　I also prepared a plate for my uncle and Shen Hong. The three of them looked at each other at the same time and then buried their heads in their eating.

　　Chen Hong hummed a few words, "Junior sister, these snacks you made are delicious."

　　The master had already finished eating, and he naturally scooped a spoonful of cake from his apprentice's plate and walked away, saying affirmatively, "Simple and delicious, Hong'er, learn from this."

　　For once, the master didn't care about the two people sharing his food. He just put the last piece of cake into his mouth, and the corners of his lips unconsciously curled up.

　　When beauty smiles, the crabapple blossoms bloom.

　　There was a twinkle of smile in his eyes, and he spoke with nostalgia:

　　"The taste is moderate, but not bland."

　　Something flashed through my mind for a moment, but I didn't catch it and was just immersed in the beauty's smile.

　　Damn it.

　　This smile is foul.

　　"Heavy strings, heavy strings," the master said with a click of his tongue, and took a piece of cake from Chen Hong's bowl as expected. This time, he was guarded by Chen Hong, "How can it not taste heavy?"

　　I:……

　　Master’s name is Xie Chongxian, “Chong” with the second tone.

　　After hearing what Master Uncle said, it made sense to emphasize the importance of playing the strings again.

　　It’s very salty.

　　Once you accept this setting...

　　The master slapped the uncle on the back of the head with an expressionless face.

　　He said, "Don't lead my disciples astray."

　　The voice was low and hoarse, with a hint of laziness, as if he was slightly tipsy.

　　The eyes looked at me like those of precious glass, clear and bright, without any impurities.

　　My heart was pounding as if it was hit hard by something.

　　Unfortunately, before he could jump twice, his master asked him, "Why did you think of using goat's milk?"

　　"Of course it's because goat milk is easy to digest, has high nutritional value and tastes better."

　　Of course it’s because I want to make goat milk cake for Dandan.

　　I said casually, "They are all freshly squeezed by vendors at the outer market. They don't use overnight milk. They are green and healthy, and they are safer than refrigerated milk."

　　Cats can’t drink milk!

　　Master’s clear, glazed eyes stared at me.

　　For a moment, I had the illusion that I was seen through.

　　"Yes." The master slowly finished the last piece, looked at the two people staring at his bowl, and sneered, "Since you two like to eat for free, you will have to pay for the spirit stones for the goat's milk in the future."

　　I was prepared to pay out of my own pocket to give back to society, but society slapped me in the face and told me to stop spending.

　　The uncle raised his eyebrows and retracted his hand that had tried to steal the cake from the master's bowl. "Why don't you just give me the wine? We in Lingyue Mountain can afford to eat goat milk every day."

　　The following scenes are too bloody and brutal, so I won’t go into details.

　　The master unilaterally beat up the uncle-master, who fought back with a grin, as if saying "come and hit me".

　　I looked at Shen Hong, who looked used to it, and asked weakly, "Have they always had such a good relationship as brothers?"

　　Chen Hong was not surprised at all, and even had the energy to cheer and encourage him, fanning the flames, "Junior Master, attack the lower plate!"

　　I:"……"

　　Take a break now.

　　Didn’t you see that Master was looking at us with murderous intent, as if he was going to attack you too?

　　Unlucky child.

　　Every time Master comes to Hengyue Mountain, it is so lively.

　　The scene of the master chasing and beating someone after being pissed off is also very vivid.

　　The cold beauty fell into the world of mortals, her eyes and eyebrows lively.

　　I rested my chin on the table and suddenly felt that it would be nice to live my whole life in Hengyue Mountain.

　　Although I was an orphan in my previous life, and had little time for making friends because of my hard work and effort to make money, and I had no relatives or friends to miss when I died suddenly, I still miss modern black technology.

　　Before coming to Hengyue Mountain, it was cold in winter and hot in summer. Especially in summer, I even dreamed of hugging a watermelon and enjoying the air conditioning.

　　I have been in the world of cultivation for three years, and this is the first time that I have had a wonderful feeling.

　　If I had to describe it, it would be a sense of belonging.

　　When I was about to be infected by Chen Hong and join the army of ignition, Master suddenly turned around and looked at me.

　　I responded with the most sincere smile to my sponsor.

　　Master is also very cute sometimes.

　　It's like he's playing and suddenly has to stop to look for me, afraid that I'm missing.

　　Thinking of this, I couldn't help but grinning even wider.

　　Hengyue Mountain, from today on, I will shamelessly treat this place as my home.

　　10

　　I had been in Hengyue Mountain for three months without realizing it.

　　These three months have been extremely rich experiences.

　　First, Dandan was smuggled across the border, and then Su Qianlu was accepted as a disciple by the sect leader, Xuan Du Xianjun.

　　The two golden phoenixes that flew out from the outer gate have been a hot topic recently.

　　However, a tall tree attracts the wind. I looked at an outer disciple who came to visit me under the pretext of visiting me.

　　He had a sly look in his eyes, and had learned the true teachings from the outer sect master. "Junior sister, the outer sect has always treated you well. Now the outer sect needs repairs, so the master asked me to..."

　　"Repair?" I took a deep breath, turned around and picked up the broom.

　　"Your boss called me a rat three months ago?!"

　　I was about to hit someone with a broom.

　　I used to be timid, but now I strike hard.

　　Not only because I was in Hengyue Mountain, but also because I saw Chen Hong and Su Qianlu who were about to enter the palace.

　　As soon as Shen Hong stepped over the threshold with his left foot, he heard these words.

　　He exaggeratedly said, "No wonder Junior Master punished the head of the outer sect for no reason a few months ago."

　　"Why are you just standing there? Why don't you come and help me?"

　　I chased the man and saw him running all over the place. When I saw him about to run away, I finally realized what Chen Hong said: "... You said that Master has punished the outer sect leader?"

　　"Yeah, I guess I'm just venting my anger on you."

　　Shen Hong made a random guess.

　　Su Qianlu grabbed the man and brought him back. In just a few seconds, Su Qianlu had tied him up.

　　I suddenly felt the broom in my hand was a little hot.

　　Is Master such a good person?

　　He didn't tell me that.

　　Although Master doesn't usually care about me, but...

　　"Ah!" The outer disciple who was caught and beaten by Su Qianlu screamed.

　　"Hey, you're so strong?" Chen Hong looked at the newly-minted apprentice sister curiously, "You don't look like a woman."

　　I:……

　　You're the only one who keeps talking and dancing in a minefield every day, right?

　　Su Qianlu stopped.

　　Su Qianlu pinched the joint bone.

　　Su Qianlu came over.

　　Me: "My condolences. Be more careful in your next life."

　　Chen Hong:?

　　Before Shen Hong could react, I had already silently performed an unstandard moment of silence and left the battlefield.

　　Ignoring Chen Hong's pleas to keep me, I prepared to go to the kitchenette to make something to eat for Dandan.

　　I raised Dandan in the back mountain next to the small kitchen, where the environment is better than the back mountain outside the gate.

　　As soon as I entered the small kitchen and took out the ingredients, a beautiful snow-white kitten came in gracefully, meowing and wagging its tail.

　　The more I looked at it, the more I liked it. I couldn't help but put down the goat milk in my hand and go over to touch it.

　　Dandan squinted his eyes, pressed his little paws against me, yawned, his turquoise cat eyes were misted, and his little nose twitched twice.

　　I chuckled twice, "Let mommy be intimate with me again."

　　Dandan meowed but did not struggle. Instead, he exposed his belly for me to comb.

　　As I was doing this, I chatted with Dandan out of habit: "Dandan, Mom wants to tell you something. I just heard Chen Hong say that Master seemed to have punished the head of the outer sect three months ago."

　　"How come Master is so good?"

　　The little kitten under my hand meowed with enjoyment, rubbed my hand with its head, and generously showed me its plump thighs for me to touch.

　　There is a lot of soft meat here, plus fluffy cotton wool. Only when the master is in a good mood will he allow me to knead it for a few minutes.

　　I touched her happily a few times and continued to mutter, "She is a bit cocky and has a bad temper. She doesn't tell anyone when she does something awkward. She is really..." A proud person, like a cat.

　　Before I could finish my words, the little kitten under my hand kicked its feet, climbed up, turned its head away and ignored me.

　　"Meow." (Who are you calling a cocky person? I shouldn't pay any attention to you!)

　　All right.

　　The child is impatient.

　　He has a really cat-like temper, moody and unpredictable.

　　But who can blame Dandan for being so cute when he's sulking?

　　I squatted on the ground, touching Dandan's tail like praying, letting the big soft tail sweep back and forth, "Dandan? Danzai? Danzong? Mommy is wrong, I won't touch your legs anymore, can I touch your head?"

　　Dandan's tail still made a snapping sound.

　　"Meow meow." (Stupid woman, do you think I will be soft-hearted if you act nice?)

　　Its little ears were pursed for a long time before they moved. It then moved its head towards me with a look that said "I appreciate you".

　　I accepted the gift from my cat, "This kind of life is so good, it's like a dream."

　　Dandan: "Meow meow meow."

　　I was amused by the rhythmic meowing.

　　"Dandan, are you saying that you also like this kind of life?"

　　Dandan raised his chin, like a little kitten, with an attitude of looking down on the world.

　　It looked down at me and gave me a claw.

　　I was stunned. The soft little pad was slightly warm, and the real touch made me feel very happy.

　　Dandan licked his lips to indicate that he was hungry.

　　I chuckled a few times, then I was willing to put the egg down and turned around to make something to eat for the child.

　　Behind me, a pair of eyes followed me closely.

　　This clingy little kitty.

　　11

　　Ever since Su Qianlu was accepted as a disciple by Master, I have rarely seen Chen Hong.

　　No one knew whether he was studying cooking diligently with Su Qianlu, or fighting three hundred rounds with this new junior sister.

　　Judging from the letter sent by Su Qianlu through paper cranes, it was both.

　　Su Qianlu expressed her reluctance in the letter: "Although he was the one who took the lead in bringing me here, he is a very rude person. He always hangs around in front of me, either giving me clothes or looking for a pearl hairpin. I was grateful, but he said that he couldn't bear to see that I had bad taste and embarrassed Ling Yueshan, so he always wanted to make things difficult for me."

　　I thought about it, picked up the pen and wrote back: "You two are the same."

　　One sentence was not enough, so I added in a friendly way: "Don't beat him to death."

　　Su Qianlu: ...

　　She wrote me a reply with a few big words under the ellipsis: I didn’t hit him!

　　Su Qianlu ended the conversation.

　　I raised my eyebrows. Having lost the company of my talkative sisters, I could only read storybooks to pass the time.

　　At Hengyue Mountain, I lay down completely.

　　For example, at this moment, I am lying on a rocking chair at the entrance of Hengyue Mountain Palace, basking in the sun.

　　I happily threw a candy bean into my mouth and took out the script book that I hadn't finished reading last night.

　　This can of candy beans was also given to me by my master a few days ago. It is said to have come from a famous candy shop in the mortal world.

　　There are all kinds of colors and flavors inside, which is very surprising when eating. Most of them are fruity and not at all sweet like ordinary candies.

　　The lychee flavor is followed by the strawberry flavor, one after another, I can't stop at all.

　　I was eating candy beans and was enjoying myself when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a white shadow flying towards me.

　　"Eggs?" I put down the candy beans and the notebook in my hand, stood up and prepared to catch the baby, "It's my stomach..." Are you hungry?

　　Before I could finish my words, I suddenly felt dizzy, my head was heavy, and I saw double.

　　Well, it was quite sudden.

　　One egg turned into two, three, four...

　　I fell forward, and before I lost consciousness, I seemed to see a snow-white figure suddenly appearing, and my master who had lost his usual cold expression.

　　It has a nice grassy pine scent.

　　I was thinking vaguely, this familiar feeling went dark before my eyes, my heart was beating wildly, could I...

　　Is he going to die suddenly again?

　　When I woke up again, I saw double images in front of my eyes. It took me a long time to recover.

　　Feeling a warm current surrounding my body, I looked down and found myself in the bathing pool in the Hengyue Mountain Palace.

　　The pungent herbal smell almost drove me away.

　　I struggled to peel away a piece of herb on my chest and found that I was right.

　　I was naked in the bathtub, with no one around...

　　No, there are still some.

　　I saw Dandan sleeping by the pool at first glance.

　　How did it get here?

　　When I thought about it carefully, I found myself at a loss and had a splitting headache.

　　Just when I was full of questions, Dandan woke up.

　　It was awakened by my splashing water. Its cat eyes were full of worry, and its little ears were tied back and tightly pursed.

　　I stood up from the water with a splash and prepared to put on my clothes first.

　　"Dandan, why are you here?"

　　"Meow!" (No... shameless!)

　　My voice and Dandan's terrified scream rang out at the same time.

　　Dandan screamed and turned around quickly, his little paws slipping on the marble floor, like a stuck four-wheel drive car. He skidded for a long time before running away in panic.

　　Without looking back.

　　I smelled the herbs on myself.

　　All right.

　　The cat's nose is so sensitive. I guess I irritated it when I stood up and walked towards it just now.

　　After looking around, I found that my underwear was not here at all.

　　I really feel insecure without underwear!

　　After hesitating for a long time, I stepped onto the shore and prepared to slip back to my house.

　　As soon as I took a step out, I heard footsteps outside.

　　Light as a cat, with a hint of hesitation.

　　I shivered, turned around and slid into the bathtub without hesitation, and I hit my elbow with a thud, bruising it.

　　The master's cold voice sounded: "Awake?"

　　I just felt my face getting hot physiologically.

　　Me: “Wake up… Wake up.”

　　The master asked, "You've woken up, but you still haven't come out?"

　　My face turned even redder when I heard that, and I squeezed out a few words from between my teeth: "I can't get out."

　　The master frowned, "Why?"

　　Me: It’s not pretty.

　　The master said coldly, "Hurry up, aren't your clothes on the shore? Your body still needs to be recuperated, and you shouldn't continue to soak after you wake up."

　　I collapsed, "I have no clothes!"

　　I just gave up on myself.

　　Also, how do you know where my clothes are?

　　There was silence behind me for a long while, so quiet that I thought Master had left.

　　Until he coughed lightly and took two steps forward very unnaturally.

　　Me: Don't come over here.jpg

　　I hugged my chest, my whole body was burning, and I felt that the hot spring water in the bathtub was getting hotter and hotter, as if it was going to boil me alive.

　　A very beautiful hand reached out.

　　The white skin was like the finest mutton-fat jade against the background of the mist, condensing with luster. The blue veins on the back of the hand and the overexerted fingertips showed that the owner was not calm at the moment, and the inner clothes held by the fingertips were rolled up into a ball, which made it more obvious.

　　"You fainted a few days ago, and I was in a hurry to put your clothes in the bag, and I forgot about it for a moment."

　　He found it difficult to speak, and his clear, cold and low voice was soaked in the mist and became thicker.

　　I snatched it away almost at speed, my face flushed.

　　“Wow―”

　　"Hmm."

　　With a muffled groan and a loud splash of water, there was one more person in the huge bathtub.

　　In such a big place, Master happened to land in front of me.

　　When I tried to grab the clothes with too much force just now, I accidentally hooked his sleeve.

　　The defenseless Master was dragged down with him.

　　His shocked, dilated pupils and thin, watery lips were just inches away.

　　Even the breath conveys a tangible and visible ambiguity.

　　12

　　I wiped the water off my face expressionlessly.

　　Can anyone tell me why things turned out like this?!

　　When Master entered the water, he couldn't help but groan, which fell into my ears. It was like tiny fluffs, tickling my heart again and again, and playing over and over in my mind.

　　I took two trembling steps back, and the water formed ripples as I moved.

　　"I, didn't mean to..."

　　I didn’t even dare to look at Master.

　　All right.

　　Still saw it once.

　　Blame my 5.0 vision.

　　The master tilted his head awkwardly, his delicate earlobes were the same pink as his fingertips, and his eyes were half closed.

　　From the side I could only see his long eyelashes casting a shadow and trembling slightly.

　　He is like a pearl in a river that has fallen into the mortal world, or like a bit of frost that has been attracted by human desires.

　　I swallowed.

　　Before I could take the second swallow and cover my rapidly beating heart, a warm current flowed down my nose.

　　I wiped it and saw my hands were covered in blood.

　　Master sensed something was wrong, he stared at my nosebleed in a strange way, and slowly handed me a handkerchief, trying not to disturb the water, so as not to take away the herbs that barely covered my body.

　　I took the handkerchief, and the moment our fingertips touched, Master jumped back as if he had been electrocuted. His earlobes turned completely red, and his face was also slightly flushed.

　　He turned his back to me and fled to the shore in a panic, pretending to be calm, "Put on your clothes, it's not decent."

　　It’s a pity that the trembling ending tone betrayed him.

　　I covered my nose and didn't dare say anything, as if it wasn't you who took my clothes away accidentally.

　　I unconsciously imagined in my mind the scene of Master stripping off my clothes.

　　Such beautiful hands, undressing clothes...

　　The nosebleed that had just stopped started again.

　　Master's hands scratched the pebbles on the shore unconsciously, and his ears moved very slightly. "You are too weak to be replenished, why don't you come out quickly?"

　　I thought about it and felt that if I explained that this was not a result of a nosebleed, my master would probably just throw me out of Hengyue Mountain.

　　So I smiled awkwardly but politely, turned around, raised my head, clenched my underwear in my hands, and took a long time to calm down before I put on my clothes neatly.

　　I stood up from the bathtub with a splash and walked to the shore, saying with a guilty conscience: "Master."

　　The master asked, "Are you dressed?"

　　I blushed and lowered my head, "I'm dressed."

　　The master asked again: "Do you know why this is so?"

　　So nosebleed?

　　My brain crashed, "I don't know."

　　Master held his forehead helplessly, turned around and looked at me, and the blush on his face, which had just disappeared, appeared unnaturally again.

　　He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, not wanting to look at my wet inner garment that was tightly clung to my body. His voice became much heavier, "What did I say when I gave you the jar of Marrow Cleansing Pill?"

　　What is marrow cleansing pill?

　　Isn't it jelly beans?

　　I have heard of the Marrow Cleansing Pill. It is a good thing. Outer sect disciples dream of getting one. Just one pill can cleanse the meridians and marrow. It is a pity that the refining process is not only complicated, but the materials required are also priceless.

　　I just ate it like candy? I ate half a can?

　　I was confused, and I couldn't accept the fact that I had become a two-legged money-eating beast. "Didn't Master say that those were candy beans from the candy shop?"

　　The master choked for a long while, and then slowly hummed, as if he was angry, "What about the next sentence of mine?"

　　His shy and angry look was like that of a proud cat.

　　I couldn't help but be attracted by his vivid expression, and my eyes lingered on his face and body.

　　A lock of black hair stuck to his temple, and his lips turned bright red due to his emotional fluctuations.

　　The quality of the shark yarn is really good, it does not get wet when it comes into contact with water.

　　However, because of this, the spotless clothes and the soaked hair and the water flowing down the curve of the cheeks formed a strong contrast.

　　When the water drops rolled down to the Adam's apple, they went along the slender neck and into the lapels, adding a bit of seduction for no reason.

　　The Master's even more annoyed voice sounded: "What are you looking at?"

　　I quickly retracted my bold gaze and disobedient eyes.

　　I babbled, "Master said that this is a candy from a famous candy shop in the mortal world. Call me, call me..."

　　What did you call me?

　　I couldn't help but think back to the scene of that day.

　　Master had just come out of the alchemy room. I didn't know if he hadn't woken up yet or hadn't slept all night. He was yawning, and there was a sleepy look in his eyes. His clothes, which were usually neat, were loose, and his black hair was scattered. When he saw me waiting for him at the door, he subconsciously called me.

　　It was a soft murmur, and I couldn't make out what it was.

　　I was zoned out like I usually am today until he tossed me a can of jelly beans and said something.

　　I can't remember.

　　I only remember that when he saw me, his glassy eyes sparkled slightly, accompanied by some dependent murmurs, as if he was acting coquettishly, as if he trusted me.

　　Either way, they're both very cute and very different from their usual appearance.

　　All I could think about at that time was that my Master couldn't possibly be so cute.

　　Who remembers what he told me?

　　Seeing that I had been silent for a long time and seemed distracted, Master added this sentence for me with a gloomy face: "I told you to eat less, no more than three pills a day, but you ate half a can in a day?"

　　I blinked innocently, "But I thought they were ordinary jelly beans... Why did Master call the Marrow Cleansing Pills jelly beans?"

　　I vaguely guessed something.

　　As expected, the master was completely furious and asked, "What did I give you? Do I need to explain it to you? Did you use the skin-growing ointment last time?"

　　I touched the small cut on my arm that had long since scabbed over and healed.

　　I couldn't help but whisper, "Master cares about his disciples, why doesn't he just say it?"

　　The unexpected straight ball stunned the opponent.

　　"When did I ever care about you?"

　　He angrily dropped a few bottles and jars, and was about to leave, but he stopped abruptly at the door.

　　I heard him say stiffly, "I just helped you clear the Qi that was running wild in your meridians. You will live in my palace from now on and you must come here to soak in the medicinal spring every day."

　　I couldn't help but laugh, "Yes, Master."

　　He said, "Don't take more. You only need three pills a day for those elixirs."

　　I thought about it and said, "Thank you, Master, but if I move into the palace, can I keep a cat?"

　　The tall and straight figure paused again.

　　He turned around suddenly and said out of nowhere: "Hua Chaojiu, when will you care more about yourself?"

　　After saying this, he seemed to realize that he had lost his composure, and he suddenly pursed his lips, turned his head back, and strode away.

　　I saw that when Master's emotions fluctuated, the light pink corners of his peach blossom eyes turned red.

　　Set against the cold white, it captivates the heart.

　　I didn't pick up the bottles and jars on the ground. Instead, I slowly squatted down and looked at Master's receding back.

　　Tsundere.

　　I buried my face in my knees, and when I looked up again, my face was still hot and my heart was pounding.

　　I squatted on the edge of the bathing pool for a long time, but I couldn't sort out my tangled thoughts.

　　When I stood up, my legs went numb first.

　　I staggered and nearly fell.

　　"Meow!" (How stupid! I really need to tie you up so that you won't get hurt!)

　　I looked up and found that Dandan had come back nimbly at some point. It was in front of me, grabbing me with its claws.

　　I nodded its little head gloomily, "Dandan, where have you been?"

　　Dandan shook his head, and I noticed that the hairless part of his little ears was pink.

　　"It's hot here, isn't it? Have you eaten anything today?"

　　Dandan shook off my hand and stared at me with his turquoise cat eyes, as if he was sulking for some unknown reason.

　　"What's the matter, Dandan? You sneaked in, it shouldn't be a problem, right? Fortunately, Master doesn't hate cats. I just told Master..."

　　I kept on babbleing, not knowing what I was talking about, as if only by keeping talking could I ease my current mood.

　　“Meow!”

　　Eggy's tail lashed the ground angrily.

　　I don't know who Dandan inherited his bad temper from. I comforted him again and again, patting his head. "Dandan, if a person has never been in a relationship before, and suddenly someone treats her very well, and she has an inexplicable feeling towards that person, do you think she feels grateful or in love?"

　　Dandan narrowed his eyes.

　　"Meow?" (How could this stupid woman hook up with someone in Hengyue Mountain? Who is it?!)

　　The more I spoke, the lower my voice became: "If it is love, then if I fall in love with my own master, wouldn't that be like a toad wanting to eat swan meat?"

　　The dilated pupils of Dandan slowly contracted.

　　Its tail, which had been flapping against the floor tiles, slowly stopped, and its ears pursed back, turning suspiciously red, a richer pink than before.

　　I was so absorbed in my own thoughts that I didn't notice the change at all. I just thought that the kitten was feeling comfortable with my touch, and I continued to mutter to myself, "Oh, that's impossible. But when I think of Master, my heart starts beating fast. Dandan, what if Mommy can't control herself? If I really tell her, Master will probably throw me out of Hengyue Mountain."

　　"Meow." (Stupid woman. Who threw you? You still have to find someone to make desserts after you throw them away.)

　　Dandan jumped up, climbed onto my arm, and held me with his paws like a little sloth.

　　This is going to be a hug.

　　I picked up the kitten and hugged it. "Forget it. I don't want to think about it anymore. We'll talk about the future later."

　　Dandan squinted his eyes with enjoyment, letting me do whatever I wanted to him, and he stayed in my arms obediently with a very good temper.

　　Sure enough, kittens are the most healing.

　　After hesitating for only a moment, I stood up with full energy, put down my balls, and sorted out the bottles of medicine that my master had just given me.

　　I pointed at the pond with great pride and said, "Dandan, see, this is the kingdom that your mother has built for you. From today on, we will move from a small villa to a big villa!"

　　Dandan meowed, which was a rare response from the cat to me.

　　It has a pair of cat's eyes, clear and shallow, and the turquoise green is hazy in the mist.

　　13

　　Since the Sugar Bean Oolong incident, my relationship with Master has become much closer.

　　I finally confirmed that the master who looks cold and aloof is actually similar to Su Qianlu, both of them are tsundere and not very good at expressing themselves.

　　Master is even worse than Su Qianlu. Su Qianlu is just sharp-tongued, but will occasionally say a few nice words; Master is completely arrogant, with a cat-like temper, moody and only gives you a good look when he is in a good mood.

　　But I couldn't help but find him more and more adorable.

　　This cold and gorgeous beauty is actually a tsundere who speaks tough words but is soft-hearted, making it hard for people not to be moved.

　　Especially in the past few days, I have been dreaming about the scene of Master falling into the bathing pool that day.

　　After moving into Master's palace and living in the small side hall, the feeling of excitement became increasingly difficult to ignore.

　　I always couldn't help but secretly look at Master. Even if Master was sleeping, I would find a reasonable excuse to sneak in and take a look, under the pretext of delivering snacks.

　　It took half an hour to read it.

　　I feel like a pervert.

　　After living in the side hall for a few days, his abnormal behavior became more serious.

　　The kind of person whose heart beats faster when he smells the grass and pine scent on Master's body.

　　This can't go on.

　　After careful consideration, I decided to go out and relax.

　　I don’t have many acquaintances in the world of cultivation, so after much thought, I decided to go find Su Qianlu.

　　It’s a good opportunity to see how she is doing in Lingyue Mountain.

　　After hearing that I ate the marrow cleansing pills as if they were candy beans and took them so much that my inner energy and spiritual power surged and I passed out, Su Qianlu came to scold me many times. But she has been busy again these two days, and I miss her a lot.

　　When she came to see me a few days ago, she was busy scolding me for being lazy and greedy. We haven't talked in detail about how she was doing in Lingyue Mountain.

　　That day, I was about to go out to visit Ling Yueshan. Before I could steam the beef jerky for my uncle and Shen Hong, Su Qianlu showed up at the door first.

　　She walked in front with a proud look on her face, followed by Shen Hong who looked like a bag-carrying little brother, looking very generous.

　　Chen Hong: "Junior sister, your hairpin looks great today."

　　Su Qianlu: "Don't try to get close to me, I've moved."

　　Chen Hong: "I'm serious."

　　Su Qianlu: "Humph, don't think I will teach you how to make crystal shrimp dumplings just because you say a few nice words."

　　Su Qianlu and Shen Hong entered the palace one after another, and they never stopped talking, chatting back and forth.

　　Me: “Are you two evenly matched?”

　　Chen Hong sighed, put down the things he was carrying, and was about to say something when Su Qianlu slapped him on the back.

　　I looked at the atmosphere between the two and fell into a strange silence.

　　Su Qianlu saw that I was completely blank, and couldn't help but wave her hand, "Chaojiu?"

　　My eyes wandered over her.

　　Su Qianlu has returned.

　　The girl just came here on a sword, and walked for a while, chattering with the people around her without stopping. At the moment, she looked full of energy; she was dressed in a crisp light green brocade gauze skirt, and there was only a white magnolia hairpin in her hair, which made her look more beautiful than a flower.

　　I suddenly felt the urge to burst into tears, "You finally learned how to put on clothes."

　　Su Qianlu:?

　　Shen Hong interrupted from behind, "I bought the hairpin, I picked the clothes, and it has to be my taste."

　　Su Qianlu hit him again, but her face turned red unconsciously for a moment.

　　I glanced at the two of them in an unfathomable way, then pointed at the bamboo strips on the table and easily sent Shen Hong away, "Junior brother, be good and take a look at what that is."

　　Chen Hong yelled, "I am your senior brother."

　　Me: "Only my junior fellow apprentice can eat it. And today, Master hasn't woken up yet, and Uncle Master is not here, so you can enjoy it all by yourself."

　　Shen Hong uncovered the bamboo strips, his eyes lit up, and he swallowed his saliva.

　　Chen Hong: "Okay, Senior Sister."

　　He walked away happily, carrying two plates of goat's milk cake and beef jerky.

　　It's really easy to deal with.

　　Chen Hong considerately closed the palace door.

　　As soon as the person left, I couldn't help but wink at Su Qianlu, "What's going on?"

　　Su Qianlu twisted her fingers, "What's going on?"

　　Seeing that I was still trying to tease her, Su Qianlu interrupted me hurriedly, "Are you feeling better?"

　　"Of course I'm fine," I pulled out a stool and sat down, poured two cups of tea, and took a sip with a look of disappointment, "I was planning to go look for you today, but I didn't expect you to come first."

　　Su Qianlu followed and sat down, "Why, you're still so sad even though you're fine, have you had too many good days?"

　　I rolled my eyes and ignored her poisonous mouth.

　　"Are you really not having something going on with Shen Hong?"

　　"What's going on!" Su Qianlu looked as if her tail had been stepped on. "If you have anything to say, come on, what do you want from me?!"

　　"All right."

　　I took another sip of tea and said sadly, "You don't admit that you have a problem, but I have to admit that I might have a problem."

　　Su Qianlu: "What? Didn't you say you wanted to be with your cat until old age?"

　　I:……

　　You better shut up.

　　I didn't dare to say another word, for fear that she would say something that would make my blood pressure rise, so I just blurted out, "I might have fallen in love with my Master."

　　"He's so good to me, I can't help but have wild thoughts," I spread my hands, "but you know, I've never been in a relationship before, and I've only been with Master for a few months. I can't tell whether I'm more grateful or in love with him. There's too big a gap between us."

　　At this point, I couldn't help but sigh sadly, "So now I want to figure it out."

　　Su Qianlu: "Is there a possibility that you think too highly of yourself and you are just attracted by beauty?"

　　I:……

　　Su Qianlu said seriously, "Chaojiu, what's the point of you figuring it out? I know you, you're just trying to convince yourself that you don't like her, so you don't have to pursue her, right? Is it because the gap is too big, because you think that she is unattainable?"

　　He hit the nail on the head, worthy of being the king of scrolls.

　　She continued, "You are no worse than anyone else."

　　I looked at her.

　　This is the nicest thing Su Qianlu has said to me this year.

　　Before I could finish being touched, she said, "Even if you are lazy, greedy, and obsessed with looks, and even do something stupid like eating the marrow cleansing pills as candy beans, think about it, a person like Junior Master is the moon in the sky. At least you are by his side now, aren't you closer to the sky than others?"

　　Me: "Thank you, it's close to me."

　　Su Qianlu rarely responded to my criticism of her illiteracy, but just waved her hand and asked me, "Do you care about Junior Master?"

　　I thought about my perverted behavior and nodded deeply.

　　She then asked, "Have you ever thought about your future with Junior Master?"

　　I have even thought of what to name the kittens if Dandan has one in the future.

　　I nodded heavily and once again deeply reflected on my own perversion.

　　Su Qianlu clapped her hands and said disdainfully: "To care is to consider the future, to consider the future is to be devoted, to be devoted is to like, to like is to love, to love is to love to death, to love to death, isn't that a match made in heaven?"

　　I:……

　　You are amazing.

　　But I have to say, under her devilish and unreasonable logic, I actually felt like I had suddenly been enlightened and had a great awakening.

　　I murmured, "Yeah."

　　The one who is closest to the water sees the moon first.

　　If you don't try, how do you know that a toad can't eat swan meat?

　　Su Qianlu said, "Life is so short, you should pursue whoever you like. If you think it's not okay, I will move that thing to the Civil Affairs Bureau for you right now."

　　I once used a lot of modern words with Su Qianlu, luckily she still remembers them.

　　I said expressionlessly, "I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau to you and Shen Hong first."

　　Su Qianlu, who was talking incessantly, got stuck.

　　She stuttered, "Who, who cares about him? I have never thought about a future with him, let alone being devoted to him."

　　I didn't know it before, but now I know.

　　It turns out that you have already used this logical chain yourself?

　　Su Qianlu was about to explain something when her face turned red. She stood up and prepared to open the door to breathe some fresh air. Before she reached the door, she heard a noisy and chaotic sound of footsteps.

　　Su Qianlu suddenly opened the door.

　　"Chen, Hong," she gritted her teeth and looked at the back of the person who came, "Are you eavesdropping?"

　　With a scream, Chen Hong hurriedly raised his hands to beg for mercy: "I didn't! I came to return the plate to my junior sister! I just heard you talking about auntie when I got here!"

　　Su Qianlu: ...

　　I:……

　　Unlucky child.

　　Su Qianlu took a deep breath, kicked him, slammed the door fiercely, turned around and sat back in the chair, taking a sip of tea fiercely.

　　Me: “To hide something makes it more obvious?”

　　Su Qianlu: "Hua Chaojiu, do you want to try my sandbag-sized fist?"

　　Me: "Violently trying to cover up the truth?"

　　Su Qianlu: "... I came here to deliver something to you today. Let's not talk too much. Just count the items quickly and I'm leaving."

　　Me: "If you can't afford to offend, can you afford to avoid it?"

　　Su Qianlu: "I'll leave, I'll leave right now."

　　She resigned herself to opening the package and stopped arguing with me. Instead, she explained the matter with a tired look on her face: "Master asked me to bring these herbs and told you to boil a dose for Junior Uncle Master every day."

　　I hadn't played with Su Qianlu for a long time, and I was just feeling excited when I suddenly heard these words. My heart skipped a beat.

　　I asked seriously, "What kind of medicine is this? Is Master's body... in trouble?"

　　Su Qianlu thought about it and imitated my master's expression for me on the spot.

　　It's very strange, and I feel like I want to talk about it but I can't. It's hard to put it into words.

　　She said, "I asked that too, but Master had the same expression. He said that it was just some normal supplements that they have to drink at this time of year. It's good for them."

　　I thought about this for a while.

　　Isn’t it just an ordinary early spring?

　　I didn't understand, but when I heard the word "helpful", I followed Su Qianlu and counted them quickly.

　　Su Qianlu did what she said. After counting, she left with Chen Hong.

　　Before leaving, she not only calmed down, but also waved to me mysteriously, "Chaojiu, I'm waiting for your good news."

　　Chen Hong: "What good news?"

　　Su Qianlu: "Go ahead."

　　Chen Hong had a puzzled look on his face, and pestered Su Qianlu to get to the bottom of it: "What secrets are you hiding from me? Who is your aunt?"

　　Young boys and girls came and left chattering, it was very lively.

　　I stood at the gate of Hengyue Mountain to see them off, and suddenly felt a little emotional.

　　I wish my Master and I could be like this one day.

　　But Master, there is no need to make such a fuss.

　　Master wouldn't be so noisy.

　　I gave a faint smile and waved vigorously at Su Qianlu.

　　15

　　Ever since I talked to Su Qianlu, I suddenly felt more enlightened and no longer felt that my behavior was abnormal.

　　On the contrary, I would get close to Master whenever I had time.

　　But this also had a terrible consequence.

　　Master looked at me thoughtfully and said, "It seems that your spirits have improved a lot. In this case, let's start practicing today."

　　His eyes were full of disdain, "My disciple cannot be a useless person who has difficulty in building a foundation."

　　The waste that Master mentioned: ...

　　Okay, Master.

　　Isn’t it just about cultivating the truth?

　　In order to win the beauty's smile and continue to hang around in front of my master with a legitimate reason, I started the journey of building the foundation.

　　But it’s easier said than done.

　　Even if I could eat the Marrow Cleansing Pills like they were free, my roots, which were even more damaged in the outer sect, would need to be polished day and night.

　　In simple terms, it means from morning to night, don't even think about sleeping.

　　I was once again awakened from my drowsiness. My master looked at me with a sullen face and scolded me, "Falling asleep again?"

　　I felt the true energy running wildly in my tendons and veins, and my dantian filled with impurities, and for a moment I felt extremely aggrieved.

　　I squatted on the ground, feeling sad, and looked at him with tearful eyes.

　　I haven't slept for two days and two nights, even though I haven't established my foundation yet.

　　The kind that feels like its soul is about to leave its body.

　　The master was obviously a little flustered, showing a rare helplessness, "Why are you crying? Your bones are not so strong, so you need more time to build your foundation. I was just a little impatient, wrong..."

　　"Without this plate of braised chicken thighs, I won't be able to get well."

　　Our two voices rang out at the same time.

　　Master: "Okay, I will ask the small kitchen to prepare ten plates for you tomorrow."

　　He walked away with a look of frustration.

　　I blinked.

　　ah?

　　Did Master want to apologize to me just now?

　　In fact, I can no longer be angry just by looking at his face.

　　What's more, he is doing it for my own good.

　　He tried his best to pull out this rotten seedling of mine.

　　After this little episode, I gradually discovered that my master, who had always been sleepy, was surprisingly diligent and was staring at me all the time.

　　Even if he is not here, he will appear as soon as I fall asleep.

　　Although he said he disliked it, his body was still very honest.

　　After enduring seven days and seven nights, I finally established my foundation.

　　Nezha's birth was not as difficult as mine.

　　But the effect is remarkable. After building the foundation, I feel that my body is very light, and when I feel my dantian again, it feels like my meridians and marrow are cleansed. I don't know how much better my aptitude is.

　　When Su Qianlu came to congratulate him, she complained, "My junior uncle made only top-grade cleansing marrow pills, and you eat them like candy. If they're not good enough, you might as well start your life over again."

　　I guiltily accepted the fact that I was a money-eating beast.

　　Based on this, I spent a huge amount of money to buy some big and delicious seafood, preparing some delicacies that cultivators cannot eat, and making some food to thank Master.

　　The master looked at the table full of seafood and was obviously stunned. "Did you cook all of this?"

　　I hid my fingers that were pricked by crabs, my fingertips that were pinched by crayfish, and the backs of my hands that were burned by oil. "Of course! These are all made specially for Master."

　　I looked at Master with sparkling eyes, expecting him to pick up his chopsticks and taste it.

　　The master had a complicated expression, but in the end he didn't say anything.

　　Master was not as happy as I thought. It was not until he picked up his chopsticks and took a bite that a smile appeared in his eyes.

　　He said, “You won’t have to go through so much trouble in the future.”

　　Seeing him happy, I am happy too.

　　I almost got lost in the smile in his eyes.

　　When the table was empty, Master slowly put down his chopsticks, his expression slightly changed, "I will be in seclusion starting tomorrow."

　　I paused in picking up the food and said blankly, "Retreat?"

　　He nodded slightly and hummed.

　　"Master, how long will you be in seclusion?"

　　My voice became hoarse and my good mood for the whole day fell.

　　When I thought about not being able to see Master, I felt like a hole in my heart.

　　Su Qianlu was right.

　　To care is to like, to like is to love, and to love is to love to death.

　　I just like him, regardless of his status, without knowing the depth, hopelessly.

　　So I was very disappointed, "Will it take a long time?"

　　"Three months."

　　Perhaps seeing my lost look, Master took a sip of the milk tea, paused, and said, "Only three months."

　　I said quietly, "One day without seeing you feels like three years."

　　The master glanced at me.

　　In fact, I regretted it as soon as I said it.

　　How could I accidentally say what was in my heart?

　　So I quickly made amends, "Disciple is waiting for Master to come out of retreat."

　　The master nodded without comment, and after a long silence, he looked friendly to me, which was rare.

　　"If you have any problem, you can come find me."

　　The moonlight shines all over the ground.

　　The moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the breeze, but it seems that only his stunning smile hits my heart straight away every time.

　　Master is very decisive when it comes to retreat. He said he would go into retreat yesterday, and today he had already entered the quiet room. I didn’t even see his shadow.

　　It seems merciless.

　　But at the door of the quiet room, a bottle of skin-growing ointment was quietly placed.

　　When I took it, I couldn't help but hold it in my hands and look at it again and again. The back of my hand where the oil splashed felt hot.

　　"Meow." (Stupid woman, I knew you were clumsy. Do you really think I didn't see you hurt yourself again?)

　　Following a meow, a bold fat cat came out from the small door of the quiet room.

　　I quickly put the small porcelain bottle in my pocket and caught the kitten that was running towards me.

　　"Dandan, how dare you sneak in? Were you thrown out by your master?"

　　Dandan: “Meow.” (Humph. I’m not reluctant to abandon you even when you’re not suitable to be seen by others. I’m not reluctant to see you in such a state of despair. Absolutely not.)

　　16

　　I hugged Dandan and felt lost.

　　I care about Master far more than I think.

　　I feel like I have lost my soul when I can’t see my Master.

　　Dandan has been very sleepy and has a bad temper recently. After listening to my nagging, he covered his face with his little paws.

　　I said sadly, "Dandan, how come after you came to Hengyue Mountain, your personality becomes more and more like the owner of Hengyue Mountain? I am your real mother."

　　The little kitten, whose hair was messed up by me, grumbled impatiently in his sleep.

　　The child grew up and learned to rebel.

　　I was saddened as I prepared to go for a stroll in Lingyue Mountain.

　　As a result, before he could even go out, Su Qianlu sent him a letter saying that she would teach Chen Hong how to cook today.

　　I:……

　　I'd better not be a light bulb.

　　I pursed Dandan's head twice and stared at the handfuls of hair in my hand with a frown.

　　Why is Dandan losing so much hair recently?

　　I looked at the kitten's snow-white body and then looked at the weather outside.

　　It has been nearly four months since I last gave my balls a bath.

　　It's a sunny day today, the weather is nice, and the breeze is gentle, which is very refreshing. Why not give Dandan a bath today?

　　I carefully picked up the sweet baby sleeping on my legs, placed it on a small cushion, and tiptoed to get a basin of water.

　　I tested the water temperature.

　　Just right.

　　Dandan was still sleeping soundly, not realizing at all that he was being carried out of the main hall and moved to another nest.

　　It only woke up when I put the eggs into the water.

　　Dandan is a very strange little cat. It is not as resistant to taking a bath as the cats I saw when surfing the Internet in my previous life. Instead, it enjoys it.

　　After Dandan entered the water, he finally opened his eyes as if giving alms. He grunted, looked at me, and leaned his head on my hand very naturally. Then he tilted his head and continued to sleep with his eyes closed.

　　I washed my obedient balls slowly.

　　From head to toe, and then to the buttocks.

　　However, Dandan, who is usually well-behaved, always gets very restless when I wash his butt.

　　The reaction today was particularly great.

　　When I began to carefully clean its butt, the kitten, who was sleeping with its eyes squinted, suddenly opened its eyes and let out an angry howl.

　　I held down my restless balls, "Be good, little egg boy, mom will wash you right away, you need to clean this place thoroughly, it's full of dirt, understand?"

　　My hands were not idle, I rubbed and washed it. Dandan struggled more and more vigorously, and opened his mouth to bite me.

　　It did bite, and its two sharp canine teeth left two small red spots on the back of my hand.

　　I hissed in pain and used my mother's dignity, "You bit me? You bit me, don't you deserve it?"

　　As I said this, I patted its little butt lightly.

　　Now that was great, Dandan started meowing and screaming, then opened his mouth and gave me a bite again.

　　But this time it seemed as if it felt guilty and only used its front row of small teeth. It felt itchy and after biting me it did not forget to lick me, as if it was afraid of hurting me.

　　I was both angry and amused, and couldn't help but pinch the soft flesh on its cheeks and rub it a few times in revenge.

　　It feels really good.

　　After finally washing the sensitive area of the balls, I turned them over and prepared to wash the belly.

　　However, when I turned it over, I was stunned.

　　I stared at Dandan's lower abdomen in a daze.

　　I belatedly realized that it was spring, the season when all things come back to life.

　　Dandan never urinates randomly, nor does he attack people during estrus. His appetite has not changed significantly, and he never looks for female cats, which makes me almost forget that cats also have estrus.

　　Especially Dandan, the talented little male cat.

　　"Meow!" (Stupid woman, you still dare to stare at me! It's just the influence of the estrus period. I can't possibly...

　　If you look at it again, I will... I will...)

　　The snow-white cat's skin turned a faint pink after being wetted by water, and its two little ears were tightly closed, as if it was afraid of water getting into its ears, or was trying to hide its soft flesh that was so embarrassed that it looked almost bloody.

　　The turquoise cat's eyes, like the finest jade, revealed a fierce light, and in the deepest part of the eyes, there was an emotion of shame and anger.

　　Of course, I don’t understand such complicated emotions.

　　I don’t know what I was thinking, my brain suddenly moved and I touched Dandan’s lower abdomen.

　　How come I have become so abnormal since I started secretly observing Master?

　　Or is it that all cat owners can't help but become this perverted?

　　"Meow!" (Shameless woman, you... you...)

　　Dandan jumped up, creating a splash of water. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and caught the cat.

　　It’s not difficult to restrain a cat. I wiped the water off my face and patted its little butt in revenge.

　　The kitten whose eggs were hit had its four paws stiff, and it curled up with its belly hidden, looking pitiful.

　　"This is what an obedient little kitty looks like." I wrapped his balls with a deer velvet towel and wiped them carefully. "Although you bit your mother today, you can have an extra meal considering your overall good performance."

　　Dandan looked at me weakly and let myself be manipulated.

　　Do kittens in estrus find food tasteless?

　　I continued with my hands, but couldn't help thinking in my heart, should I find a female cat for Dandan?

　　But can I afford to support a litter every year?

　　As I was wiping my balls, I was thinking:

　　Or should I just castrate him?

　　17

　　Something's wrong with Dandan these past two days.

　　When I looked at it and vaguely made the motion of scissors, Dandan would always get angry and his whole face would be full of resistance.

　　So much so that I wouldn't even be allowed to touch him.

　　The master is in seclusion and Dandan runs away.

　　I thought about it over and over again, and there was no hope for this day.

　　Fortunately, Su Qianlu often comes to Hengyue Mountain to play with me.

　　It would be better if there wasn't a Shen Hong following behind me every time.

　　I thought sadly, how great.

　　Unlike me, the person I like has no clue about his fate, and the cat I raised in luxury has been throwing a tantrum lately.

　　I am only worthy of being a 24k shining pure light bulb.

　　Su Qianlu waved her hands in front of me, "Are you stupid?"

　　Me: “Indeed.”

　　Su Qianlu looked at me in shock.

　　She wondered, "Are you still Huachaojiu?"

　　Me: "Yes, it's real. If you want me to get back to normal, you can give me a few melatonin pills."

　　The kind that allows you to sleep until your master comes out of retreat.

　　Su Qianlu rolled her eyes, "You are useless."

　　Me: "Yeah, you are so nice, flirting and teasing, how can a full man know the hunger of a hungry man?"

　　Su Qianlu: "... I came here today for something as well."

　　I said faintly, "Of course. Am I still your good sister? You don't come to my temple for no reason. Only when you have something to do, you can briefly think of me as your sister."

　　Su Qianlu: "Don't talk nonsense!"

　　Me: “Hehe, just teasing you.”

　　Su Qianlumao was so angry that he was about to explode.

　　Sure enough, Dou Su Qian Lu is one of my ways to relieve stress.

　　Before she got mad, I changed the subject: "Okay, I won't be mad at you anymore. What's the matter?"

　　Su Qianlu choked for a long while before saying, "Master asked me to take you to Lingyue Mountain to tell you in person."

　　I sat up straight after hearing that, "Am I slacking off too much?"

　　Su Qianlu: "Don't tell me you don't even know that the Nine Skies Fantasy Land is about to open."

　　I:"?"

　　What is the Nine Heavens Fantasy?

　　I was completely confused.

　　Su Qianlu took a sip of tea with an expression that said "I knew it."

　　She explained for a long time before I could barely figure out what the Nine Skies Illusion was.

　　Isn’t it just a novice copy of the Trial of the Inner Demon, with cost-effective drop rewards?

　　There is really no need for me to cling to the financial sponsor.

　　Su Qianlu saw through my nature of wanting to slack off, "I have to go. I heard from Chen Hong that every disciple of the Immortal Lord will go, not to look for spiritual tools and resources, but just to practice."

　　I:……

　　It just sounds troublesome.

　　The foundation-building process has already made me feel dizzy, and now I have to go through more training?

　　Su Qianlu said, "Since Junior Master is in seclusion recently, why don't you go?"

　　Me: “I have a cat to take care of.”

　　Su Qianlu: "You can't just not go if you want to."

　　I asked solemnly, "Will pretending to be sick work?"

　　"It won't work." Chen Hong lifted the door curtain and nodded at me, "Master is looking for you. Ling Yueshan has a group of disciples listening to the training now, and we are the only ones missing."

　　Su Qianlu and Shen Hong held me up on both sides. I struggled to stay. "Let me go! Do you still have human rights? Eggs! Eggs!"

　　Just as I was about to be dragged out the door, Dandan woke up, opened his sleepy eyes, and climbed up from the cushion.

　　However, the kitten can't speak and can't save me.

　　I was ruthlessly suppressed by Su Qianlu and carried all the way to Lingyue Mountain.

　　Lingyue Mountain is more lively than Hengyue Mountain.

　　Maybe it’s because Master likes quiet and cool places, the scenery of Hengyue Mountain is mostly set against clouds and water, just like a fairyland; while Lingyue Mountain has a stronger atmosphere of fireworks, with uneven flowers and trees can be seen everywhere.

　　There are also many animals.

　　When I was dragged into the main hall, it was as quiet as a chicken.

　　I maintained my last bit of dignity and followed Su Qianlu in independently.

　　Dozens of eyes fell on me at the same time.

　　Damn it.

　　Isn't it just late?

　　I raised my head guiltily, ready to take a look at my uncle's face.

　　When I looked up, I was stunned.

　　Master?

　　Aren’t you in seclusion?

　　And I just came out of Hengyue Mountain?

　　As if he saw through what I was thinking, Master sighed and said, "It's just a training session, why are you rushing to break through it?"

　　The master said coldly, "She has just established her foundation."

　　Uncle Master: "Then you can't go with me either."

　　The master put down the teacup with a thud, his face looking extremely sour.

　　The disciples below, including me, didn't dare to breathe.

　　I lowered my head, not daring to look my master in the eye, but my heart was beating like crazy again.

　　Am I being too sentimental?

　　Could it be that Su Qianlu came looking for me and alarmed Master?

　　Could it be that Master broke through the barrier just for this matter?

　　Not to mention that other Immortal Lord's disciples entered earlier than me and have better talents than me, even Su Qianlu is building her foundation at a very fast speed with enough resources, and will be able to form a pill in no time.

　　Only I, a salted fish, can do nothing.

　　"Disperse." The uncle-master waved his hand, signaling the remaining disciples to leave.

　　The condensed air pressure in the hall had long made it hard to breathe, and soon only Su Qianlu, Chen Hong and I were left in the hall.

　　As soon as the person left, the uncle-master put down the airs he had been holding.

　　The master's voice was cold and calm, "I want to follow her."

　　The uncle looked embarrassed and had been stealing glances at the master. When he heard this, his face fell, "Not to mention that the rule is that the master can't accompany you, you can't leave Hengyue Mountain in the near future!"

　　I secretly glanced at Master's expression.

　　very good.

　　His face is so sagging that you could hang a few oil bottles on it.

　　The master advised, "Don't we still have Hong'er and Lu'er? They can always protect her. Besides, the Nine Heavens Illusion is more about the state of mind, there will be no danger. It's just a small experience. You can't always protect her. You have to let her grow up on her own."

　　Me: You seem like a pyramid scheme leader, bringing out the beautifully packaged Su Qianlu and Shen Hong.

　　But what Master said...

　　I raised my head and looked at Master almost greedily.

　　Does Master really care about me as Uncle Master said?

　　I greedily traced the outline of my Master over and over again, my heart filled with excitement.

　　Before Master could speak again, I made a decision, "Master, although I am not very skilled, I don't want to let you down."

　　The master once said that his disciple couldn't be a waste who couldn't build a foundation.

　　In fact, from the attitude of the other immortals and their disciples towards the Master, it can be seen that what the Master said was wrong.

　　It should be that his disciple, Xie Chongxian, cannot be a waste, he must be a child of destiny or something.

　　All right.

　　Although I can't be a favored child of heaven, I just want to be closer to him.

　　When I can't see him, I miss salted fish.

　　When I saw him, I just wanted to be closer to him.

　　Closer, closer.

　　On every level.

　　The master looked at me in surprise, "You actually asked to go?"

　　Me: There’s no need to be so surprised.

　　It seems that I am indeed notorious for being a salty fish.

　　Master stared at me for a long time before he let out a breath.

　　He said coldly: "I am in seclusion."

　　The cold beauty stood up and looked down at me, her eyes full of "you don't know what's good for you".

　　When he passed by me, his body was filled with the scent of pine, and he was as cool as a bit of frost in the moon.

　　I blinked, not understanding why Master's attitude suddenly became so bad.

　　But he is such a handsome man that even when he has a cold face, my heart can't help but be moved.

　　I smiled with my eyes curved, "Disciple just doesn't want to embarrass Master."

　　Master looked at me calmly, "It's up to you, don't force yourself."

　　Is this something a proud and arrogant master would say?

　　I stood there in a daze.

　　When I came to my senses, Master had already walked far away, leaving me with only his back.

　　18

　　My master left without mercy, but I stayed and asked my uncle seriously why my master wanted to go into seclusion and what medicine Su Qianlu had brought me before.

　　The master uncle breathed a sigh of relief and looked at me in confusion, "You will know it later, go by yourself."

　　Chen Hong pulled my sleeve and said, "Master is also going to retreat, let's go."

　　Su Qianlu also nodded.

　　Me: ? Are you guys here to be riddlers?

　　After leaving the main hall, I nudged Su Qianlu and asked, "Do you know why Master-Uncle also wants to go into seclusion?"

　　Su Qianlu: "I don't know, but seclusion won't do any harm, right?"

　　Shen Hong rarely interrupted and remained quiet.

　　I was convinced by Su Qianlu's logic.

　　Okay.

　　I don't think Master and Uncle-Master have any problems.

　　Since I decided to go to the Nine Skies Fantasy Land, I have a lot of things to prepare.

　　The most important thing, of course, is to take good care of the eggs.

　　I thought about it for a long time and finally decided to entrust Dandan to Ling Yueshan.

　　Master looked at the cat in my hands and fell into a strange silence.

　　But Master Uncle probably also likes cats, he even arranged a separate room for Dandan.

　　I looked at the gorgeous decoration and also fell into a strange silence.

　　Actually, you are a hidden cat lover, right? !

　　The Nine Skies Illusion will open in seven days.

　　I have not had any leisure time during these seven days. I have been busy preparing seven days' food rations for Dandan.

　　The night before departure, looking at Dandan sleeping in the middle of the bed with his belly turned over, I suddenly felt reluctant to leave.

　　The trip to the illusion will take at least a week.

　　I haven't seen any eggs for a week.

　　I pounced over and buried my face in the cat's belly, letting its milky little paws scratch my face and try to push me away.

　　I rubbed it back and forth, "Dandan, good Dandan, mommy is going to go on a long trip, why don't you let mommy be intimate with you for a while?"

　　Only then did Dandan open his eyes.

　　I said sadly, "You have to be obedient these few days. Don't lose your way like you did last time in the back hills. Got it?"

　　Dandan glanced at me and was too lazy to pay attention to me.

　　I rubbed its belly twice in anger, then lay down on the bed, holding the cat in my arms, "Enjoy your last night sleeping with me."

　　Dandan leaned his head on my arm without struggling, looking heartless. He would only meow in response to my nagging when he became impatient.

　　In the blink of an eye, it was time to set off for the fantasy world.

　　I lived up to everyone's expectations and almost overslept, but Su Qianlu grabbed me.

　　I vaguely grabbed the bag and felt it was extremely heavy.

　　That’s strange, did I pack so many things?

　　My head was groggy and I didn't try to think about it. I just enjoyed Su Qianlu's service of lifting the salted fish upside down, and I floated all the way to the spaceship.

　　It is called a spaceship, but it is just an ordinary ship that can fly, and can be regarded as a commuting spiritual tool in the world of cultivation.

　　Fortunately, when I first heard about it, I was so excited that I thought it was a spaceship.

　　I yawned, felt dazed for the whole morning, and finally woke up.

　　I slowly took the pancake handed to me by Su Qianlu, hooked the bag with my foot, and prepared to count the travel expenses.

　　I opened my bag and the spoon in my mouth fell to the ground with a thud.

　　There is more than just money in the luggage.

　　There is also a fluffy little kitty.

　　As soon as the chain was pulled open, the balls popped out, as if they were suffocated.

　　"Meow!" (Stupid woman, how dare you keep me bored for the whole morning!)

　　Dandan stared at me depressedly, and his eyes seemed to be asking, why did I just find out?

　　I held Dandan out stiffly, feeling that this was no longer the soft little kitten of the past, but a hot potato.

　　Shen Hong was eating happily, but he choked when he heard the cat's cry. He came over and his pupils suddenly dilated.

　　Shen Hong and I looked at each other in silence.

　　Su Qianlu didn't know what was going on. She packed her bag and came over. She saw the balls in my hand at a glance.

　　Su Qianlu was surprised, "Why did you bring it here?"

　　I slowly cracked open, "I said I didn't bring it, do you believe me?"

　　Chen Hong said stiffly: "I have brought it, it's okay, it's just an illusion of the Nine Skies."

　　I glanced at him, confused as to where his nervousness came from.

　　Dandan stared at Chen Hong closely, with admiration in his eyes.

　　I noticed that Chen Hong was also staring at Dandan. After thinking for a while, I pushed Dandan forward and said, "You haven't seen my cat before. Now that you are here, why don't you get to know each other?"

　　Chen Hong jumped back and laughed twice, "How cute."

　　I:?

　　Your eggs are so cute, why are you jumping backwards?

　　Su Qianlu was not like Chen Hong. When she saw Dandan's obedient appearance, her eyes lit up and she pretended to reach out her hand. "When I went to feed it before, it refused to let me touch it, let alone eat the food I brought..."

　　Chen Hong moved as fast as lightning, clamping Su Qianlu's restless hand, and said unnaturally: "Why are you touching him? Touch me instead."

　　I:?

　　Su Qianlu:?

　　Su Qianlu was a bit slow-witted in some aspects and it took her a long time to react.

　　She blushed and shook off Chen Hong's hand, but forgot to continue touching his balls.

　　Su Qianlu's face became redder and redder, and she turned around and slapped Chen Hong, "You lecher!"

　　I silently took Dandan back and stayed away from them.

　　Have you two been talking so fiercely to each other in a place I don't know?

　　The spaceship wobbled towards the illusion, and there was an extra egg, which turned out to be not as troublesome as I had thought.

　　Dandan is soundly sleeping most of the time.

　　I'm still not used to flying in the sky.

　　Although I no longer vomit violently, I still feel acid reflux in my stomach.

　　I held my abdomen, curled up and slept, trying to sleep through the flying time.

　　When I woke up in a daze, the clouds had become very thick, dyed with the color of the sunset, forming a picture of sunset.

　　I stretched.

　　Fortunately, I still had the storage bag given by my master, and there was some leftover goat's milk in it, which was barely enough to mix with the eggs provided by Su Qianlu to make some food for Dandan.

　　I stretched my arms and legs, preparing to go find Su Qianlu to get some eggs.

　　I looked around and found that the two were resting on the lower level of the spacecraft, which should be the center of the spacecraft.

　　Sure enough, Su Qianlu was sitting on the cushion in the middle of the spaceship, fiddling with a small bonfire.

　　On the cushion next to it, Dandan is licking his fur gracefully.

　　Next to him, Chen Hong squatted on the ground with a wronged look on his face, looking at the mat occupied by the cat without daring to say anything.

　　I:……

　　Can you make a bonfire on a spaceship?

　　What if it catches fire!

　　And eggs!

　　I walked over quickly, grabbed the egg, and gave it a slap on the head, "It's ok for you to follow me secretly, but why did you take my place?"

　　“Meow, meow!” (Let me go! I’m in front of my nephew! How dare you not let me go!)

　　I flicked Dandan's head, and he kicked his four little paws around, trying to get rid of my clutches.

　　Shen Hong squatted on the side, weak, pitiful and helpless, as obedient as a quail.

　　The last time I saw him being so honest, I was still scolded by my master.

　　Shen Hong said weakly: "Um... Junior Sister, let... Dandan sit down, I'm fine, the scenery here is great."

　　He stumbled over this sentence several times before finally finishing it with difficulty.

　　I asked, "Are you afraid of cats?"

　　Chen Hong: “No.”

　　Me: "Then why are you looking at Dandan like he has lost his soul?"

　　Chen Hong looked at me hesitantly, then looked at Dandan cautiously, and finally uttered, "He's so handsome, I'm excited."

　　I:?

　　I took a step back cautiously, feeling that Shen Hong looked like a deeply hidden pervert.

　　"Meow." (I'm hungry!)

　　Dandan cried out and licked his lips.

　　I temporarily let go of my guard against Chen Hong and turned to ask Su Qianlu for the eggs.

　　1

　　It is said that the Nine Skies Fantasy Realm is a secret realm left behind by a great master who ascended to heaven many years ago, and it does not restrict one's cultivation level.

　　Because there are no ferocious beasts or monsters, it is more inclined to cultivate the mind. People at any level can have a deep dialogue with themselves here.

　　Therefore, the Nine Skies Fantasy Realm has always been hailed as the top 1 touchstone in the world of cultivation.

　　People will see countless illusions here, or desires that are magnified countless times, or the most frightening inner demons, and their mood will plummet if they are not careful.

　　Of course, there are also many people who have realized their true thoughts through these illusions.

　　All in all, there is no particular danger, but you can't get out by relying on others.

　　The kitten in my arms kicked its legs, as if urging me to go in.

　　"Meow meow meow!" (Stupid woman, what are you standing there for? With me here, what can possibly go wrong? Go away early and come back early!)

　　I stroked Dandan's fur, not knowing what his meowing meant, and turned back to ask Chen Hong, "Have you been here before?"

　　Ignoring Su Qianlu's struggle, Chen Hongzheng pulled Su Qianlu to another entrance, "You've been here before, you can come in and out as you please."

　　Su Qianlu angrily asked, "What are you doing? Do you want to let Chaojiu go there alone?"

　　Chen Hong looked like she had something to complain about. "Auntie, let's just go this way, ok? Think about Junior Sister, would she have any desires? At most, it's just an illusion for her to slack off! There's no danger!"

　　Su Qianlu paused in her struggle.

　　She stopped struggling in agreement.

　　I:……

　　Bastard.

　　You are noble and you are amazing.

　　If you don't want me to be a light bulb, just say it!

　　I hugged Dandan tightly and said quietly, "If it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't catch up with my master, who would be willing to be a light bulb?"

　　"Meow!" (Stupid, stupid woman... If you keep saying sweet words, I won't transform into a human form to help you!)

　　Dandan tilted his head and looked at me with twinkling eyes.

　　"Come on, you're just a light bulb." I held Dandan in my arms and stepped into the entrance on the other side with tears in my eyes.

　　20

　　I always thought that the illusion was a paradise, but when I entered it, I was dumbfounded.

　　My arms felt empty and I fumbled around frantically, but there was no sign of Dandan.

　　quiet.

　　Only silence.

　　The inky black color swallowed up everything without any sound.

　　Like a small sealed box.

　　It was also like the deep fear that enveloped my five senses when darkness came before my sudden death.

　　I can't see people, hear any sounds, smell anything, or touch anything.

　　There was no sense of solid ground under my feet, and all I could see was black.

　　My whole body was shaking unconsciously and my heart was beating so fast that it could not handle it.

　　I wanted to do something, wanted to shout out loud, but found that I couldn't utter a single syllable.

　　Perhaps if I send it out, it will only be swallowed up by the endless tide of darkness.

　　That was what happened to me before my sudden death.

　　I thought I could hold on enough to call an ambulance. I thought I could make panicked noises enough to draw the attention of the people around me.

　　In fact, no.

　　To outsiders, I just fell to the ground silently and never regained consciousness after my head hit the ground.

　　Ah. I regret it so much.

　　I haven't finished the beef Wellington bun I bought yesterday despite the pain.

　　My savings haven't even reached six figures yet.

　　I haven't had time to get a cat yet.

　　Will anyone feel sad for my death?

　　Will someone hold a funeral for me?

　　Will someone... remember me?

　　I may not even have a beneficiary's name filled in for the life insurance payout from the insurance company.

　　Before I fell into complete darkness, I also had a revolving door.

　　Not as colorful as others.

　　As far as I can remember, I have been in an orphanage, without a father or a mother. The director of the orphanage is a middle-aged bald man with a big belly. What he often said to us was, you are all unwanted children. If you don’t work hard, you will be the garbage of society, right?

　　So I studied very hard and started to study hard in the orphanage. I was successfully adopted by a teacher couple. They also gave me the name Hua Chaojiu, and I was no longer the lonely "Xiao Jiu" in the orphanage.

　　However, the good times did not last long. I later found out that they adopted me because they believed what others said, "Adopting a child is a good way to bring good luck."

　　God knows whether this statement is true or not. I only know that they really had their own children very soon, and I was thrown back to the orphanage on the grounds that they "didn't have time to take care of the children."

　　I was six years old that year and had no idea what I had done wrong.

　　Maybe as the dean said, I didn't work hard enough.

　　So after returning to the orphanage, from elementary school to university, I studied and took exams as hard as I could. I gradually became the model for the bald dean to show off to his juniors: "Look at Xiaojiu, he's never lazy and never eats and works hard. Hey, he got into a 85 university and is working in a big company!"

　　…

　　Actually, I don’t want to curl up.

　　I don't want to.

　　I want to eat and be lazy.

　　But if I don't roll, I won't be able to survive.

　　I didn't know until the moment of sudden death.

　　It turns out that I just lived with all my strength.

　　It turns out that I had so many regrets, but I just swallowed them out of habit.

　　I don't have time for friends or relationships.

　　Boring routine of going to three points and working overtime.

　　When I got home, there was only cold furnishings and the refrigerator was full of frozen food.

　　No one will care about me.

　　People like me, when I die, are just like a stone falling into the sea. Apart from a circle of ripples, no one can prove that I was there.

　　So dark.

　　So tired.

　　I want to sleep so much.

　　I won’t be so stubborn in my next life.

　　My consciousness fell into darkness, and I no longer knew whether this was an illusion or reality.

　　…

　　"Meow?"

　　The little kitten with snow-white fur tilted its head and looked at me.

　　It stood on the glazed tiles, licking its paws gracefully, with the sunlight shining on it, like a little elf.

　　…

　　"Hana Chaojiu, when will you take more care of yourself?"

　　"If you have any problem, you can come find me."

　　"It's up to you. Don't force yourself."

　　The master with red eyes, the master with a slight smile, the cold and indifferent master.

　　Each one of them is a master, and each word is the most tactful expression of his arrogance.

　　The beauty stood under the willow tree, her high nose bridge and stunning eyebrows were of just the right shade, and her lips were vermilion, a touch of glamour adding colour to her cold appearance, as bright as the moon and as dazzling as the stars.

　　When he nodded and chuckled, even Fengyue was eclipsed.

　　My consciousness, sunk in darkness, slowly revived.

　　That's not right.

　　I can't die.

　　I still have Dandan, Master, and Su Qianlu.

　　How could I sleep?

　　"Flower Festival wine!" The voice, so urgent that it changed its usual tone, urged me repeatedly in my ear.

　　I tried hard to open my eyes, and the light shone into my pupils, and it was no longer dark.

　　I tilted my head and saw Master with an anxious look on his face.

　　Why is Master here?

　　My sleepy mind couldn't think clearly.

　　By the way, I just entered a fantasy world.

　　Chen Hong said that this illusion was either a demon in the heart or desire.

　　Is this also an illusion?

　　Just now it was the inner demon, now it is... desire?

　　I thought it would be a room full of eggs.

　　It’s also good to be the Master.

　　After all, in reality, I wouldn’t dare to be so bold.

　　I propped myself up, looked at his handsome appearance, and without thinking, I kissed him on the lips.

　　Hey, you must say this fantasy is quite real.

　　The touch is cold and soft, with a bit of helpless stiffness.

　　It’s very much like Master’s reaction.

　　We will be separated at the first touch. I don't want to be too obsessed with the illusion.

　　I'm afraid I can't get out.

　　I am even more afraid that this fantasy would defame Master.

　　I lowered my head and murmured, "Master..."

　　I closed my eyes.

　　"I missed you so much."

　　The illusion moved.

　　No, that's not right.

　　I moved.

　　I was caught off guard and the world was spinning around me, and my head hit the grass with a thud.

　　A snow-white figure approached without question, sleeves full of grass and pine scent, with a long-held hoarse voice: "Stupid woman, do you know what you are saying?"

　　"Know."

　　I smiled at him stupidly.

　　I can't resist.

　　My brain told me that this was an illusion, but it felt like a thousand ants were crawling inside my body and my heart was itching.

　　Since this is an illusion, let me indulge in it for a while, just a little while.

　　I looked at Master greedily, watching his clear amber eyes turn darker, covered with a layer of shadow, and spread into turquoise green.

　　Have I become so perverted as to combine Master and Eggs?

　　Before I could figure it out, his lips fell.

　　Unlike me, who was timid and would leave as soon as he touched me, he hooked his lips and tongue on me and would not let go, as if he had bitten his prey and was swallowing it into his stomach after grinding it thoroughly.

　　His body was abnormally hot.

　　The turquoise eyes were also tinged with scarlet.

　　Just when I was about to give out, he suddenly stood up and cursed under his breath.

　　I thought vaguely that this didn’t quite fit with Master’s personality.

　　"Master" lowered his eyes and took a deep breath, as if he was suppressing something.

　　The next moment, I was grabbed by the scruff of the neck and thrown out of the illusion.

　　twenty one

　　It really threw away the illusion.

　　When I fell on my butt in a daze, I was completely confused.

　　What confused me even more was Su Qianlu, who was crying breathlessly, "Chaojiu, Chaojiu!"

　　"Are you okay? It's been two days. I almost thought something happened to you."

　　I scratched my head and figured it would be no more than an hour.

　　But I did stay in darkness for a long time, and at one point I wanted to fall asleep and not care about anything.

　　Su Qianlu cried with tears and snot, hugged me tightly, her eyes red, "Chaojiu, if anything happens to you, I won't live either."

　　I stood there, staring at her in a daze.

　　The girl cried uncontrollably, she was really scared.

　　I had no reason to feel ashamed.

　　I always felt that I was not important.

　　No one will care about me.

　　I don't deserve any good things, I just have to make do with my life.

　　But this is the first time Master lost his temper with me, tell me, when will I pay more attention to myself?

　　Su Qianlu cried and said that if something happened to me, she would not live either.

　　I still have balls.

　　There are so many people in this world who I care about and who care about me.

　　My eyes were red unconsciously, and I hugged Su Qianlu back, "I'm sorry to have made you worry, it's okay, I just went in to take a nap."

　　Su Qianlu sobbed, "I knew you were lazy and greedy, but you didn't have any bad intentions, so how could you be trapped in the illusion?"

　　I:……

　　Is it too late for me to take back my feelings now?

　　I coughed twice and wiped my face, "Where are your balls?"

　　Shen Hong turned to me stiffly.

　　He had been silent just now, so I just noticed him.

　　He was holding a cat in his hands.

　　Dandan nestled in Shen Hong's arms and slept very quietly.

　　Chen Hong explained with a guilty look on his face: "Cats can't enter the illusion. It's like guarding you for two days, so he might be tired."

　　I wondered, “Oh.”

　　It turns out that I also briefly abandoned my balls.

　　I stood up and prepared to take the eggs.

　　Chen Hong made a 180-degree turn and said in a panic, "I, I can just hold it, Junior Sister. I like cats, you know? It's rare that he is willing to stay with me for a while."

　　I looked at Chen Hong suspiciously, and became wary again.

　　Chen Hong saw my look and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Really."

　　Su Qianlu: "Don't worry about him. He has been in trouble since he got on the spaceship."

　　Su Qianlu pulled me over and looked at me carefully again to make sure that I was okay.

　　Chen Hong held the cat in his arms and looked up at the sky with a blank expression.

　　He said, "Can we go back now?"

　　Chen Hong looked at me with tears in his eyes, with a look of pain that he couldn't express.

　　I looked at Chen Hong holding Dandan and crying with emotion, and couldn't help asking, "Are you... a little bit perverted?"

　　Chen Hong: ...Thank you so much.

　　twenty two

　　The trip to the Nine Skies Fantasy Land was much shorter than I had expected.

　　The journey was longer than the time I spent in the dreamland.

　　The strange thing is that Chen Hong didn't let me touch his testicles along the way.

　　Me: “Is this my cat?”

　　Chen Hong: "Junior sister, you don't know, I have liked cats since I was a child, but I don't have one..."

　　Me: "Stop, I'll let you hold me for a while longer, don't play the emotional card, you pervert."

　　Chen Hong: ...

　　He smiled at me weakly, "Junior sister, you have experienced a lot in the illusion, why not take this opportunity to recall it carefully and don't pay attention to these small details."

　　It would have been better if Chen Hong didn’t mention the illusion.

　　When the feeling brought by the previous illusion faded away, the only thing left in my mind was the second illusion.

　　I tried hard to get rid of the images in my mind and asked Su Qianlu: "Lulu, what did you experience in the illusion?"

　　Su Qianlu was counting her luggage. She didn't even look up when she heard this, but there was some embarrassment in her voice. "In my fantasy, I didn't join Xuan Xiao Sect. I stayed in the mortal world and opened a small restaurant like my mother."

　　OK

　　Simple and unpretentious.

　　I continued to ask Chen Hong: "What about you?"

　　Chen Hong groaned, his voice becoming increasingly quiet, "Only one person."

　　I understood, "Su Qianlu?"

　　Shen Hong remained silent.

　　Su Qianlu, who was inexplicably cueed, looked up at me.

　　A thin layer of red slowly appeared on her and Shen Hong's faces.

　　Okay.

　　I am the one who finds dog food for myself.

　　I leaned on the railing of the spacecraft and looked into the distance.

　　Their illusions are all so simple.

　　Unlike me, my inner demons and desires come together.

　　I spit on my own heart, then leaned against the railing and closed my eyes.

　　There is no use spitting on it.

　　It was as if my brain had engraved that lustful face, and it would replay it over and over again whenever I stopped.

　　And that hot kiss.

　　I covered my face.

　　There's no hope.

　　I am the pervert.

　　After returning to Hengyue Mountain, Master has not yet come out of seclusion.

　　It just so happens that I don’t have the face to face Master right now.

　　Whenever I think about my actions in the illusion, I feel that it is a deep stain.

　　After returning from the Nine Skies Illusion, the relationship between Su Qianlu and Shen Hong heated up rapidly, and the ambiguity was visible to the naked eye.

　　I shed tears of envy.

　　It’s great to be young.

　　After resting for a few days, I prepared to go to Lingyue Mountain.

　　One is to see Su Qianlu, and the other is to explain to Master about the escaped Dandan.

　　When Chen Hong came back, he made an excuse to take Dandan to Lingyue Mountain for a few days. Seeing the pitiful look of the naughty kid, I reluctantly agreed.

　　Who made him make himself sound so pitiful? He likes cats but no cat is willing to get close to him.

　　whispering sound.

　　He stole my cat, and I stole his wife.

　　When I found Su Qianlu at Lingyue Mountain, she was researching new dishes.

　　I said sourly, "Oh, the conjoined twins are separated?"

　　Su Qianlu paused while cutting vegetables, her cheeks quickly turned red, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

　　Oh.

　　People who are in love will blush like monkeys' butts after just a few words and can't stand my teasing.

　　Maybe it's because women in love have good tempers. No matter what I said, Su Qianlu would just smile foolishly today, then show me the pots and pans, "Tell me, make some lotus seed porridge, will he like it?"

　　I:……

　　I'm in love, I'll just go away.

　　I kicked the pebbles dejectedly, feeling happy for Su Qianlu but worried about my future.

　　Before I knew it, I arrived at the gate of Lingyue Mountain Palace.

　　Shen Hong's voice could be heard faintly, "Master Junior is feeling hot all over, the situation is not optimistic."

　　The master's voice finally rang out after a while, "He deserves it. Just bear with it."

　　Chen Hong was unhappy when he heard this, "Master, Junior Uncle has never been in trouble before, but this time, it was because of..."

　　The master blew his beard and glared, "Why are you so crooked, kid?"

　　Shen Hong's voice was vague, only the voice of the master's uncle was particularly clear.

　　The food box in my hand fell to the ground with a bang.

　　There was silence in the hall for a moment.

　　Chen Hong suddenly opened the door, "Junior sister, why are you..."

　　I didn't listen to what he said. I turned around and ran away in a daze.

　　The master's voice came from the back, "Okay, what's the matter with you little brat? Let Xiao Jiuer go back."

　　I rushed back in panic, with only Shen Hong's two words in my mind.

　　"Master Junior is feeling hot all over, the situation is not optimistic."

　　"Little Master has never been in trouble before, except for this time."

　　I didn’t know yet that I had a talent for the 100-meter sprint.

　　The two hills were far apart. I made up my mind and picked up the magic sword that was hanging on my waist as a pendant, muttering:

　　"Have some courage, if you fall to your death, we'll break it together."

　　This is how my first sword flight took place.

　　To be honest, I felt numb when I came down.

　　I'm really afraid of heights.

　　Overcoming the churning in my stomach, I rushed to the quiet room without stopping for a moment.

　　Before opening the door, I took several deep breaths and made all preparations, fearing that something bad might happen to my master.

　　I was away for only a few days when Master fell ill.

　　It was my fault as an apprentice and not careful enough.

　　Thinking back to when my uncle-master asked me to prepare medicine for Master in time, my heart ached.

　　I trembled and pushed the door open.

　　twenty three

　　The quiet room was not what I expected.

　　I thought it would be quiet and cold here, but when I opened the door, I almost tripped over the silk ribbon at the door.

　　I looked around.

　　The quiet room was covered with curtains, layer upon layer of curtains with silk ribbons hanging inside. The edges were all furry, as if they had been scratched by a cat's claws.

　　I was surprised to see the small bells and flower balls scattered on the ground.

　　“Hmm…”

　　A muffled groan was heard from among the layers of curtains.

　　I didn't bother to wonder why the quiet room was arranged like this, and hurriedly pulled back the layers of curtains.

　　In the innermost part of the curtain, Master’s figure was vague, with his back to me.

　　Starting from the second to last floor, I couldn't control my shaking hands anymore.

　　The curtains are just layers of gauze, and a few layers can only provide a hazy view.

　　I opened the last layer of curtains, and the small bells hanging on the eaves rang softly.

　　The silk ribbons were blown by the wind that came in.

　　The beauty had her back to me, her snow-white hair flowing like a waterfall along her graceful neck, butterfly bones, and all the way to her coccyx.

　　The two cat ears on his head drooped, and his tail buried in his snow-white hair moved restlessly, indicating that his owner was feeling uncomfortable at the moment.

　　With every sweep of the tail, the ears twitched.

　　I couldn't believe my eyes, "Master?"

　　The beauty turned around suddenly.

　　He opened his eyes, and sweat rolled down his forehead, along his protruding Adam's apple, and into his collarbone.

　　Deep within those turquoise pupils, there was a drowning lust, and he had lost his usual rationality.

　　He almost grunted, uttering a syllable from his throat: "Meow?"

　　Just like my balls.

　　Even the tone is exactly right.

　　"Meow." (Stupid woman.)

　　I didn't even dare to move my eyes.

　　The usually aloof master seemed to have found his own nest. He murmured comfortably in his throat and reached out his hand to me.

　　This is Dandan, what he looks like when he asks for a hug.

　　Master’s fingertips are pink and the same color as the little pads on his testicles.

　　Almost instinctively, I reached out and took that hand.

　　Like catching my balls.

　　His fingertips were burning, as if they were burning from the inside.

　　As soon as I touched it, I pulled back as if I had received an electric shock.

　　My hand, which was halfway retracted, was grabbed by force.

　　The hand that was holding my fingertips slid forward restlessly and grabbed my wrist, and pulled me along, and I fell forward as I lost weight.

　　The furry tail wrapped around me, and I fell into my master's arms. I barely raised my head, and just when I was about to say something, I was blocked.

　　The kisses fell down densely, like a cat licking and cleaning its prey.

　　The tail was getting tighter and tighter and I felt like my waist was going to break.

　　I took a breath with difficulty during the break, "Master, Master, calm down... Dandan, Dandan, calm down!"

　　The people who were touching me remained indifferent.

　　When he heard the word "dandan", his movements became noticeably heavier.

　　He slowly rubbed his teeth on the back of my neck, and the sharp canine teeth pricked me painfully. "Don't call me such a stupid name."

　　At this moment, I completely overlapped Master and Egg.

　　The kitten who gets angry every time he hears me call him Dandan, the kitten who accepts it out of helplessness, the kitten who gets used to taking a bath when I press him, the kitten who reacts abnormally when I touch his private parts...

　　On the day I accepted him as my disciple, the table was filled with the dishes that Dandan and I had talked about. My master knew my preferences very well, and he was so kind to me that it was almost inexplicable...

　　I have never been sure whether Master’s attitude towards me was due to my own wishful thinking or was so natural that I could not detect it.

　　If, if the Master is Dandan, and Dandan is the Master...

　　Everything makes sense.

　　"hiss--"

　　I gasped.

　　The sharp canine teeth pierced the skin on the back of my neck mercilessly.

　　It seemed that it tasted blood, or perhaps it was temporarily in estrus and its bite on me gradually loosened.

　　I clung to my master's shoulders and complained bitterly.

　　The master opened his mouth, his turquoise eyes clear for only a moment before being annihilated by the engulfing lust.

　　His voice was low and hoarse: "Everyone will only experience one illusion."

　　I looked up suddenly.

　　So, the second experience I had wasn’t an illusion?

　　Master raised the corners of her lips, and the cold beauty instantly turned into a voluptuous ghost, wanting to drag me down with her:

　　"Guess what I saw in the illusion?"

　　2.

　　Do you want to guess? Do you want to guess?

　　The next morning, I looked at the ceiling of the curtained tent and thought quietly about life.

　　Thank you, I don't need to guess, you told me with your own actions.

　　I looked at the beautiful woman sleeping soundly on the bed with tears in my eyes.

　　I rubbed my broken waist resignedly and rolled over to run away.

　　Before I even stepped out of the bed, a pair of eyes were fixed on my back.

　　I:……

　　Let me go.

　　I accepted it well, but I didn't really want to have to look at each other in the eye the morning afterward.

　　"What are you doing?"

　　Unlike the hoarse voice yesterday, Master has returned to normal today, and his voice is icy.

　　"Ah," I smiled back at him awkwardly but politely, "make something to eat."

　　The master frowned beautifully.

　　If it weren't for the bloody red color on his earlobe, I would have thought that he was fine.

　　We were speechless.

　　Just as I was about to look away, Master moved.

　　The bright red earlobe is gone.

　　Instead, there is a pair of furry cat ears growing on the top of the head.

　　The tail that had been retracted in the late night yesterday reappeared, sweeping lightly from time to time.

　　He coughed lightly, as if he was not used to this form, but he forced himself to show his keeping side, "Don't leave."

　　The furry ears and tail seem to be fluttering on the tip of my heart.

　　Is this controllable?

　　He definitely did it on purpose, right?

　　I looked at him without blinking.

　　His snow-white cat ears drooped, his face full of shame, and he continued: "Even if I am not of your species, you are not allowed to escape."

　　Deep within the turquoise cat's eyes, there is a tension and anxiety that is hardly noticeable.

　　"Not even that. You're afraid of me."

　　He almost forgot to call himself the deity.

　　There is not only anxiety and tension, but also regret.

　　It's a completely different cat from yesterday when it was in heat.

　　I took two shaky steps towards him and held out my hand. "Well, can I touch you like this in the future?"

　　My hand touched his cat ears which felt so nice to the touch.

　　Master looked up at me.

　　There was surprise in his eyes, followed by a smile that could melt ice and snow, "Okay."

　　I was angry at first.

　　Even if you are made of clay, if you suddenly discover such a truth, you will feel angry and feel like you have been fooled.

　　But he unreasonably turned into furry ears and a furry tail to act like a spoiled child.

　　But he smiled at me.

　　He pulled me into his arms, and his furry tail once again wrapped around me, a declaration of sovereignty by the cat.

　　The master lowered his eyes, sighed, and whispered with a satisfied look on his face, "That's great."

　　25

　　To be honest, before I came to Hengyue Mountain, I always thought that I was a cannon fodder in a cultivation novel, the kind that wasn't even worthy of two strokes of a pen.

　　After arriving at Hengyue Mountain, I thought I was a cannon fodder who stood up a little and deserved to be written about.

　　Now, I feel like I am the hidden boss in the cultivation novel.

　　I know the biggest secret of the cultivation world.

　　The master lazily leaned on the chaise longue, his face full of sleepiness, "Is this what you want to ask?"

　　I:……

　　Please don't use the tone of "Have you eaten today?" to talk about something like "the universe exploded today."

　　Master reached out and hugged me, and purred softly in his throat, "Go to sleep."

　　He left some space for me.

　　When a cat shares its space with others, it can be said to be true love.

　　Staring at his unguarded sleeping face, I looked up at the dome blankly, digesting the fact that the matter had been settled.

　　Forget about chasing people.

　　I just slept with him.jpg

　　A month has passed since Master entered his estrus period.

　　This month, I have shouldered too much.

　　At first I was ecstatic that my favorite cat and the person I loved were the same thing; then I felt melancholy, wondering if this process was too cruel; finally I grabbed my master's ears and tail and begged him to tell me what was going on.

　　The Xuanxiao Sect not only has human cultivators, but also demon cultivators.

　　Demon cultivation is a taboo in the cultivation world. After all, when a demon beast transforms, it means that human cultivators lose control over it. Demon cultivation is also unique, and human cultivators are afraid that they will replace them, so they have been suppressing demon cultivation.

　　There are not many demon cultivators left in the world, and most of those who survive are ruthless characters who can shake up the world of cultivation. Therefore, thousands of years ago, there were constant disputes between human cultivators and demon cultivators.

　　Years of bloody struggle had exhausted both human cultivators and demon cultivators. Finally, the emergence of Xuanxiao Sect changed the situation.

　　Although thousands of years later, people have long forgotten that there are such things as demon cultivators in this world, the Xuanxiao Sect is indeed a sect that protects demon cultivators and also accepts human cultivators.

　　With a history of thousands of years, the family has become a great business.

　　I still remember that I jumped up and asked my master, "Are there other demon cultivators in Xuanxiao Sect?"

　　The master lazily replied, "In this generation, there is only me, the head brother, and my nephew."

　　Shen Hong?

　　I opened my mouth wide.

　　I understand.

　　No wonder Chen Hong looked like he couldn't poop on the spaceship at that time.

　　The master added, "Chen Hong is a red-haired fox, stay away from him."

　　I:……

　　It seems that he is together with Su Qianlu now, and you are still holding a grudge against him for pestering me?

　　I continued to ask what a master uncle was.

　　The master embraced me and licked my temples twice, then realized that he was no longer in the form of a cat.

　　The beauty hesitated for a moment, but continued to lick it twice as if nothing had happened.

　　I found it funny but didn't point it out. I waited for Master to answer the question.

　　The master said slowly, "He is a rude person, so stay away from him."

　　I had no idea that a pair of glass eyes that looked like my master's human form slowly opened. "Could it be a cat too?"

　　The master said with a hint of disdain, "Hmm."

　　My eyes lit up.

　　It turns out to be a cat too!

　　No wonder I always felt that my uncle was abnormal.

　　Experienced cat lovers never make mistakes.

　　The master narrowed his eyes.

　　He whispered dangerously in my ear, "If you don't want to sleep, don't sleep."

　　I smelled a thousand-year-old jar of vinegar overturned in the air.

　　When I realized that I was showing interest in other cats, I felt a chill on the back of my neck and the feeling of someone biting the skin on my neck surged over me.

　　I think it can still be saved. "No, I think good sleep is very important for a cat's happy life."

　　Master looked at me steadily, narrowing his eyes slightly, "I think that another matter is more important."

　　I:……

　　After a familiar dizzying moment, my nap was ruined.

　　In the evening, when Su Qianlu came to Hengyue Mountain to find me, I was still curled up in the quilt and refused to get up.

　　I had two big dark circles under my eyes, feeling very sad, and said to Su Qianlu with tears in my eyes:

　　"I heard that the fox is from the Dog Star and only has three seconds."

　　Su Qianlu:?

　　26

　　I was promoted like a rocket.

　　Although Master didn't say it, I could clearly feel that he felt very guilty when he talked about what happened that night.

　　On the contrary, I have to comfort my own arrogant and awkward cat: "There is nothing I can do. It is not something you can control."

　　After repeating this three or four times, the proud cat finally let go of its worries and returned to its lazy state.

　　Before we had a few days of peace, he suddenly threw me a stack of red paper, "Birth date and eight characters."

　　I:?

　　He snorted, "It's been so long, and you're not taking responsibility? It wasn't like this when you kidnapped me."

　　I picked up the red paper and my eyes twitched. "This can't be a marriage certificate."

　　Master hummed, and without caring whether I saw his red earlobes or not, he turned into a cat in the blink of an eye and poked his head out from the pile of clothes.

　　Relying on his thick fur and flesh, he snuggled into my arms forcefully.

　　I:……

　　It has to be you.

　　Such a tsundere.

　　I resigned myself to my fate and picked up the ink pen and flattened the red paper.

　　Looking at the other powerful words on the red paper, I looked down at the kitten.

　　I said quietly, "Dandan, it turns out that the thief I was targeting for a few days was you?"

　　This familiar font, this familiar elegance, is exactly the same as that "slightly pale" piece.

　　I rubbed the cat's head in revenge.

　　Dandan pretended not to hear me, buried his head in my arms and ignored me.

　　I pinched the soft flesh on his stomach and continued to complain, "You've gotten fatter. No wonder you ate so much back then."

　　The kitten squeaked.

　　Dandan gave me a claw.

　　I sighed twice, then wrote down my birth date.

　　On the bright red invitation, I solemnly wrote the three words "Hua Chao Jiu" next to the three words "Xie Chongxian".

　　There is no way.

　　I kissed the kitten's warm forehead while it slept.

　　Master is right.

　　At that time, I was the first one to ask Dandan if he wanted to be my cat.

　　It meowed at me, indicating its agreement.

　　Now people come to me.

　　This is on the premise that I fell in love with his human form first.

　　I couldn't help but kiss the little kitten on the forehead and cuddle with him, "Dandan, I love you the most."

　　The kitten, who had been pretending to be asleep, stiffened for a moment.

　　The next moment, there was a flash of white light, and a hot body pressed down.

　　Master narrowed his eyes, and his glass pupils had turned turquoise green without him knowing when.

　　I was just about to act pitiful and complain about my aching back when I heard the sound of porcelain breaking coming from the door.

　　My master and I both paused.

　　Then the agile black cat was seen staring at the scene in the house in amazement, and then it ran out with a howl.

　　Only the little red-haired fox who accidentally broke the vase at the door was left, standing there like a dumbfounded fool.

　　The master slowly stood up, his hand bones cracking.

　　He walked towards the little fox that had forgotten to run with an expressionless face, then turned into a stream of light, and when he came back, he caught a black cat kicking with all four paws in his hands.

　　I swallowed and took two steps back silently.

　　“Ah!”

　　The two screams of the startled forest birds echoed in Hengyue Mountain for a long time.

　　I thought with difficulty, will my life always be like this in the future?

　　After beating up the two eavesdroppers, the master elegantly brushed off his sleeves and threw them off Hengyue Mountain.

　　I sighed deeply.

　　Well, why bother with a cat?

　　Master closed the door and slowly walked towards me.

　　I felt a chill on the back of my neck.

　　Master's sparkling peach blossom eyes stared at me, her turquoise pupils flickering with dark fire.

　　He said, “Are you ready?”

　　I said no, but it was no use.

　　Like I said I tried to reject the wayward cat, but it was no use.

　　I think there's no point in saying anything.

　　In such a vast world of cultivating immortals, my destination is only here.

　　I grabbed Xie Chongxian's neck and finally said what I had just said seriously.

　　"Master, I love you the most."

　　As I was wandering, a deep and hoarse voice was attached to my ears, still too proud to admit it, but with a tenderness that melted all the moonlight.

　　He said, "Stupid woman."

　　"Meow."

　　I like you too.

　　Extra: Xie Chongxian

　　When I first met Xiaojiuer, she was squatting on the ground eating corn.

　　I was looking down from above, standing on the tip of a glazed tile roof with the best lighting on the hill behind the outer gate, basking in the sun.

　　There are often little disciples from the outer sect squatting in the back mountain and stealing food, and I am used to it.

　　But this is the first time I've seen someone chew a bland corn and make it taste so sweet.

　　Her generous way of eating made my stomach growl too.

　　I unconsciously wanted to jump off the glazed tiles.

　　Before I came down, just showing my head, she spotted me with her sharp eyes.

　　Looking back now, although I am reluctant to say it, I have to be honest and say that this was a very beautiful girl.

　　His eyes are round and blunt, and the moment they look at each other, you're immersed in a pool of honey.

　　The corners of her lips, which were naturally smiling, let out a string of silver bell laughter, "Kitty, come here!"

　　Her cheerful smile made me pretend to lick my paws, for fear that she would find out that I had been secretly watching her for a long time.

　　I shouldn't have had too much interaction with humans.

　　Ever since I entered Xuanxiao Sect, I knew that my senior brother and I, cultivators who had transformed into monsters, would be regarded as monsters if other cultivators knew about it.

　　So I was going to sniff out where that corn came from.

　　What I couldn't imagine was that after I leaped in front of her, I would never be able to let her go in this life.

　　She grabbed me while I tilted my head to look, and scared me.

　　This rude woman.

　　I wanted to grab her viciously, but then I thought I was afraid of blood splattering all over my fur, so I retracted my sharpest claws and slapped her hard.

　　Before I could take a second slap, her hand was on my head.

　　Very comfortable.

　　Warm, human hands.

　　For example, when I was young and couldn’t transform yet, when I slept together with my brothers, my master would touch our heads one by one and stroke our hair.

　　After my master ascended to heaven, I also became the Immortal Lord Qingheng. I lived in seclusion and kept strangers away.

　　Although life is free and easy, this rare warmth still makes people nostalgic.

　　I don't know how she learned it without any guidance, but she kept muttering something about "massage", which made it really hard to let go.

　　I was snoring without realizing it and spent the whole afternoon with her.

　　When I came to the back mountain again the next day, I was actually looking forward to it.

　　Unexpectedly, she not only came, but also brought a small snack box filled with something with a strong milky flavor.

　　I ran towards her again out of curiosity, really just wanting to see what was eating.

　　I was not happy because I saw a rebellious little disciple touching my head and combing my body.

　　At first I thought that after this meal, I would never come here again.

　　But gradually, I found that I became more and more dependent on her.

　　Whether it's my nephew who always wants to serve me dark dishes, or my brother who is not easy to deal with, they both make my leisure time with her precious.

　　She always comes up with something new.

　　There is a bell tied to a thin feather stick, a small comb that was specially polished, and a homemade paper box in case I would be bored.

　　In short, they are all more interesting than the dry silk ribbons hanging in the inner hall of my palace.

　　I went to see her so often that at one point she thought I was a stray cat.

　　So it was natural for her to adopt me.

　　But before she had even waited a few days, she had already started to think of some evil ideas.

　　Even now, whenever I think of the name Dadan, I can tear a book into pieces.

　　The past is too painful to recall. This shameless woman forced me to bathe in a wooden tub.

　　From the head to the tip of the tail, no place was left out.

　　And touched my...

　　I took a bite of her, and she asked me with a silly smile: "Little cat, you are really gifted. I see you have amazing bones, why don't I call you Big Egg? How about Egg?"

　　I:……

　　"Isn't it appropriate for you to be named by your mother?"

　　She chased me and asked.

　　I didn't scratch her face because she was nice to me.

　　real.

　　It’s funny, at first, I didn’t know what “Mom” meant when she always called herself.

　　Later, when she found out, I also took responsibility for touching me, and I was so angry that I ignored her for several days.

　　It's simply outrageous.

　　But every time I see humans with such pitiful and fragile expressions, I feel that I am too cruel.

　　"Dandan, I know you're the best."

　　She hugged me and rubbed her face on my belly, sucking it.

　　I:……

　　Why should I pity her?

　　Does she need my pity?

　　We have been maintaining this kind of relationship. At the beginning, I had no intention of transforming into a human form to look for her.

　　One reason is that my behavior in the past two years has been too intimate and unruly according to human standards; the other reason is that I don’t want to get to know her again.

　　I always remember what Master said, don’t reveal the fact that you are an alien.

　　I was afraid that she wouldn't recognize me, would be respectful yet distant to me, would be disappointed in me after knowing the truth, and would think that I was deceiving and hiding things from her.

　　So time passed like this, and our relationship became subtle and intimate.

　　Occasionally I would stop her from crossing the line, but when she turned back to her true form, some instinctive habits were simply irresistible, so I always regretted it afterwards.

　　I sulked a few times, but it had no deterrent effect on this natural optimist.

　　She could only pat her thighs, smile without any image, and come over with a pouty mouth, "Dandan, what kind of cat-like temper do you have? You run away after you feel comfortable? How can this be reasonable? Come and let your mother smell it."

　　She always talks a lot and never stops talking.

　　Sometimes it is irrelevant, and sometimes it is very lengthy.

　　You can have a very interesting chat with a cat.

　　I understand her, so I reluctantly listen to the chatter of this audacious human being every time.

　　After all, as she said, she doesn't have many friends.

　　Later, we spent more and more time together, and when she came to feed me and comb my hair, she would often talk about some trivial things in the past.

　　Maybe it's also to relieve stress.

　　I don't know what she meant by time travel, but I can generally understand words like "previous life" and "previous life".

　　According to her, she was not from the world of cultivation and came here inexplicably.

　　At that time, I raised my eyelids and looked at her, not believing that she was telling the truth.

　　Later, I believed it.

　　It's not because of anything else, it's just that I finally concluded from my few experiences of interacting with humans that she is a person with a story, so she can downplay things and let it go.

　　She said that she died suddenly from working overtime 6 in her previous life, and she was determined to be a salted fish in this life and would never waver.

　　She said that she was an orphan anyway, and would have no parents or friends to worry about her if she died.

　　She said, "Hey, Dandan, you know what? I really want friends, but I don't have any. I came from an orphanage, so I have to study hard. I studied hard from elementary school to college, working part-time while studying, and paying off my loans. How can I have time to make friends?"

　　She said, "I get up at 5am every day and go to bed at midnight, I can't beat them." But, before I could beat others, I joined a big company right after graduation, and after working for half a year, I beat myself up. What do you think I wanted to do?

　　Her eyes were bright and she said with her habitual smile on her face, "Even dogs don't curl up."

　　When I heard her say this, I always felt that she was laughing, but the next second she seemed to be crying, but it seemed like an illusion.

　　She said, am I a bad person? I am so ordinary and unlucky wherever I go. When I came to the world of cultivation, I was useless and could only do odd jobs.

　　She said, "Dan Dan, today Su Qianlu scolded me for not living up to expectations." Actually, it's not that I don't want to be better. If I was born without worries, who wouldn't want to be better?

　　I licked the back of her hand and fell into silence.

　　She is like a little sun that is always full of energy. She might be lamenting in the last second and jumping out full of energy in the next second.

　　She smiled and said to me: I love cats the most, and our Dandan is the most beautiful little cat.

　　She said, Dandan, mom loves you.

　　She said, Dandan, I am so lucky to have you in the world of cultivation.

　　Later I understood where this wonderful sense of optimism came from.

　　Some people are born with the ability to use humor to cover up their misfortunes.

　　The more humor, the more misfortune.

　　I understand, but I still feel sad.

　　The more I understand, the more distressed I feel.

　　I can't imagine what kind of mentality she had, smiling and saying to a cat:

　　"I died of exhaustion in my previous life. I will never work for a capitalist again. Black-hearted capitalists should be hanged on the street lamps."

　　"I came to the world of cultivation, and I don't miss my previous world, where I have no relatives or friends to rely on. Dandan, you are everything to me now."

　　"Meow."

　　I can only respond to her with meow again and again.

　　I don't know when it started, maybe it was at this moment, when she was so optimistic and depressed, and comforted me by saying that I was everything to her――

　　I want to pat her on the head and gently tell her that she has tried her best.

　　I want to hold her in my arms, just like she holds me, to soothe the wounded but still gentle soul beneath this heartless skin.

　　She seemed to care nothing about anything.

　　But it's because she never had it.

　　Once she has it, she actually cares more than anyone else, cherishes it more than anyone else, and loves this world more than anyone else.

　　The more you know that things are not easy to come by, the more gentle you will be towards this world.

　　She still has me.

　　The rest of the story is very simple.

　　I was quite puzzled as to why she didn't eat meat paste, and I didn't know why the goat milk cake became thin. I thought she had another cat outside.

　　Later, when I learned from Chen Hong about the prices and monthly salaries of outer sect disciples, I wanted to fly directly to the outer sect and bring her to Hengyue Mountain.

　　I found an excuse, went to the outer sect, accepted her as my disciple, and sent her gifts in various ways.

　　I always thought that I became friends with her because she provided me with food, drinks and snacks for two years.

　　I really am not very good at getting along with humans.

　　Later, in the secret realm, that night in the Begonia illusion, I realized that it is only when you don’t feel lovesickness in this world that you will fall in love with it.

　　I should have realized this when I was still a cat. I had instinctively and unreasonably confined everything about her to my own territory.

　　She is mine.

　　I don't get along with humans.

　　But if it was her, I would be willing to learn to let go of the arrogance in my nature, learn to get along with humans, learn the romance in the human storybooks, and be loyal until death.

　　I was willing to get close to her, no matter what.

　　Perhaps it was in the evening many years ago, on an ordinary night when the sun was setting and the embers were turning into crows’ wings, when she left with her food box in her hand and stepped on the broken gold, she said to me, “Kitty, I will come again tomorrow. Will you come with me and be my kitty?”

　　I have already sunk into it, and am willing to be with her like this, to burn and light up all the coldness and turn it into love.

　　If I were to put it in her own words, I guess I would have said to her at that time:

　　"The cat doesn't know, the cat doesn't understand, but the cat likes you."

　　Cats have always liked you.

　　The exquisite dice and red beans express my deep love for you. Do you know?

　　The cat knows now.

　　The cat has been pretending to look at the moon, but in fact it only sees you.